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tanya_tate's review
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Book Stats
Stars: DNFED @ 61%
Start Date: 2/15/21
Ending Date: 6/14/21
Genre: Fairy Porn , Fantasy
Form: Audiobook ,Hardback
Page Count: 800
Publishing Date: February 16th 2021`
Point of View: 3rd person
Setting: can’t remember
A Court of Fairy Porn…
I have ZERO desire to go back to this book.
When you start to really question why you liked this certain author because their writing has been the same since it’s peaked on a certain book which was May 3rd 2016 which was almost 5 years ago…
To the point some people think that certain book was ghostwritten…
I feel this sense of that SJM doesn’t understand how to have certain characters that she said is not going to be the main focus anymore kind of fade into background.
Like be only mention in passing and not hijacking page time because we know since they were main characters and still part of the plot they going to be mentioned.
We had three damn books with Feyre and Rhys “epic” love story and their smut.
They don’t need any more page time. I really don’t want to hear about Feyre and Rhys fucking in this book trying to have a baby..
She doesn’t understand what a spinoff actually is.
When people think of a new series being a spin-off of another series they think of a character or two taken from the previous series and are now the central focal point with building a new cast of characters and sometimes setting around those characters.
” Spin-off the term parallels the usage in television; it is usually meant to indicate a substantial change in narrative viewpoint and activity from that (previous) storyline based on the activities of the series’ principal protagonist and so is a shift to that action and overall narrative thread of some other protagonist, which now becomes the central or main thread (storyline) of the new sub-series. The new protagonist generally appears first as a minor or supporting character in the main story line within a given milieu and it is very common for the previous protagonist to have a supporting or cameo role, at the least as a historical mention, in the new sub-series. Spin-offs sometimes generate their own spin-offs, leaving the new show in its own series only vaguely connected to the original series.”
A spin off that comes to mind is the Six of Crows and King of Scars Duologies that are spin offs from Shadow and Bone.
Because they both feature characters they were in the Shadow and Bone trilogy but they are the focal point in their own duologies meanwhile the main character of S&B ( Alina) is only mention in passaging and doesn’t have screen time. ( I think she does in the second King of Scars book but I haven read them yet).
This supposed to be Nesta and Cassian book going in detail about her past traumas.
Not Nesta and Cassian with a full dash of Feyre and Rhys which to me is going to become a problem if she does this in the other two books which supposed to be different characters being the main character..
Especially I feel like the announcement of her pregnancy could have been done in passing instead of talking up page time and we did not need her having Bella Swan moment in which Nesta have to save her. ..
Ok Let’s talk about this pregnancy for a min…
I was really ok with Feyre being like “Ok Lets start trying to have a kid” at the end of ACOFAS because she felt like she didn’t have forever with Rhys. Since that story of the weaver who lost her husband thanks to the “ war” with hyburn shook her.
I was ok with them trying and maybe by the end of this trilogy she would be pregnant and have kid. So it be like the true official tie up to their story and the story in general.
Since Fae’s conceiving a child “supposed” to be rare and take time which as the trilogy goes time can passed.
Like Years!
Ok
ACOFAS takes place during Her Birthday/Winter Solstice/ Christmas in which they officially decided to start trying.
So if you want to put this in modern days late December/ Early January per se.
ACOSF takes place a little after the end of the summer party which have to be either late August or Early September.
ACOSF takes place a little after the end of the summer party which have to be either late August or Early September.
Also since it’s been mention of fall so this got to be late September at best in which her announcement that she was two months pregnant comes when Nesta is like 2 weeks into her training.
Which means it’s either the end of September, Early October or mid-October.
For Intention purposes I’m going to say Early October meaning she conceived in Early August
You mean to tell me it took them like 8 months to conceived child when it’s been said that Fae conceiving a child supposed to be rare and could take YEARS to actually happen?
Could you made it a little more believable and not make Feyre and Rhys an exception to every world and plot building you do?
Then top that off at the fact Fae only supposed to have their menstrual cycles two times a year which means it only two times that her Fertility window is open for each year to actually convince a child.
Which is also confusing because you don’t know which months that window would be open.
ACOFAS made that confusing because she had first on two months prior to the start of ACOFAS and during ACOFAS since was on her period again.
ACOFAS made that confusing because she had first on two months prior to the start of ACOFAS and during ACOFAS since was on her period again.
So even tho it supposed to be two times a year it doesn’t synced up to be like she has one like in the begging of the year and maybe her next one in the middle or at the end.
Then top it off that Rhys is like “ well I’m not going to tell her that her pregnancy is high risk since the we decided to have sky sex in which she was in her wing form so the baby have wings that endanger her and the baby.”
How can SJM being a mom herself sit here and write that Rhys keeps the fact about it maybe complications in the pregnancy from Feyre?
That like if her own husband kept something from her that had her at risk while she was preggo which I know he probably didn’t.
Like you can’t keep that from the damn person who is carrying the damn child. She have to know her pregnancy is high risk and take the cautionary steps.
Rhys: You always have choices because I am a feminist icon.
Also Rhys: You don’t have a choice in the matter because you should bow to me.
Also Rhys: I’m not going to tell my mate that she could die giving birthing to our kid after I promise her in ACMOAF not to keep anything else from her after I kept us being mates from her in which she threw my ass in the damn mud wounded…
So that’s a freaking mess.
This really should be a review of me talking about the plot but I honestly couldn’t find it between Nesta and Cassian going between, eye fucking, mouth fucking, hand fucking and actual fucking…
They wasn’t really no fire between them unlike they was in ACOMAF.
Like with ACOMAF , I was expecting with ACOSF was them trading barbs at each other with of course sexual tension thrown in the mix.
I was expecting some witty ass banner that would have my ass laughing.
I wanted some Elizabeth and Dracy type shit between Nesta and Cassian. Or even damn Bridgton type shit.
I was expecting both them to get closer together by finally letting the wall down and express how hard it was to keep up with people think they are actually are but not. ( Aka Nesta being thee bitch and Cassian just being the brute)
Them sharing their childhood trauma and helping each other to heal.
I was expecting her to be the courtier per se so can finally use everything she was taught by her mom to good use. ( Like really bring Eris to risk it all in his own court and not just as that dance in the court of nightmares. Just like Feyre did in the summer court in ACOMAF.)
I was expecting for her to finally let all the pain go that she was feeling about her father and mother and heal herself from her own trauma and start to try and built a bridge between her, Elain and Feyre.
I was expecting her to get her OWN full set of friends aka family and not just two friends.
I was expecting Cassian to finally be his own person and not just Rhys general .
Nope didn’t get none of that.
I should have known when the scene he was feeling down and thinking he was actual brute instead of her making jokes with him and trying to cheer him up and let him know he’s not a brute but so much more and them having a emotional scene where they can start getting closer together, she gave him a damn blow job.
Like
Why Nesta and Cassian couldn’t have the same type of nuance in their growning realtionship like Feyre and Rhys had in theirs in ACOMAF?
We all knew the sexual tension was there but it was a sense of ” Yes lets be friends and also tell each other certain things to build up a realtionship” which is why Feyre and Rhys was so good in ACMAF and the reason why chapter 54 and 55 is seen as the the best two chapters of SJM books. Because they payoff of seeing Feyre and Rhys steady go closer together and see each other heal the other was so good to read. She built up that level of imiacy that it seem like she couldn’t do for Nesta and Cassian.
It was just straight sex to me which I honestly started to skip their sex scenes.
I think the plot was something like finding the death hallows so whoever have all three them can control death….
opps They was called the The Dread Trove.
This book was so half ass with the plot since was just created to be fanfic smut between Nesta and Cassian..
Just because you can write 800 pages doesn’t mean you have to write 800 pages.
Also the fact Nesta’s intervention felt like it was being forced on her and not in the sense of her realizing she hit rock bottom and need help.
Like either you choose to train and work or you can go back to the humans lands.
It just the fact she ran the tab high on wine and now Rhys and Feyre think their rep is ruined.
Like you think your rep is ruined for Feyre sister running up the tab drinking in a bar and living in a sabby apartment but didn’t think about all rep during the whole course of ACOMAF and ACOWAR?
Like you think your rep is ruined for Feyre sister running up the tab drinking in a bar and living in a sabby apartment but didn’t think about all rep during the whole course of ACOMAF and ACOWAR?
I mean
Yall was probably in the gossip column of Fae Today for WEEKS dealing with the fact Feyre left the spring court aka her (abusive) Financee and was with you in the Night Court, the whole Court of Nightmares scene in ACOMF probably made the front page, the fact yall are mates ,got married but now of a sudden yall are concerned about yall rep dealing with Nesta?
The whole inner circle is just useless and hypocritical as fuck.
They acted like everything Nesta has done is worst than the shit they have done.
I mean she is a 23 to 25 year old that did some mean shit to her sister.
They are like 500 years old who killed people and other things.
Amren should stayed dead if the only thing she going to do is act like a bitch toward Nesta for no reason since SJM never explained ( unless she did it in the parts I didn’t read) what happen in the summer party to make Amren , the only person in Nesta corner act like Nesta is a ungrateful drunk slut.
Who want to keep her powers being known but want to use what Nesta created with her powers to make Rhys high king.
Amren: Don’t tell Nesta that she created three powerful swords! She will create more to destroy us!
Also Amren: Oh Rhysie!! You can become a high king of all seven courts with these blades! You can rule everything!
Eris and Helion was proably the best thing about this.
Actually it was the house of the wind that had more character development and nuance to them than any other character in the books.
Gwen and Emarie seem cool but they both need more substance. Yeah Yeah they train for three days and all of sudden they can pass the blood rite ( I did read some of the ending a while back )
Everyone is still whiter than copying paper so it’s no point screaming diversity to her.
Like I said with the Crescent City review.
“At this point, we should just forget about her trying to write diversity. If she wants to write a 200,000 word smut fanfic where her two white heterosexual main characters bang everywhere in the damn house just let her do so. I don’t have to buy it but what she can do is help promote other authors who can write diversity.”
The only diversity you are getting from her is her putting Black Lives Matter in her hashtags and posting rainbow flags in her IG post….
Let her write her fairy porn to her deepest content now.
I can’t even remember the villain name since all SJM villain besides Maeve, Amarantha and Ianthe have been bland as hell.
I am tried of her writing this villain that only stay for one damn book and is so damn one de cause she doesn’t give them substance
It took me almost four months to realized I can’t do this anymore.
I can’t do SJM anymore and I think have grew out of her for real this time.
This is the second book I have DNFED of hers so I think it’s time for me to finally let her go for good.
Content Warnings
Graphic: Pregnancy, Sexual content, Toxic relationship, Toxic friendship, Misogyny, Medical trauma, Bullying, and Alcoholism
Moderate: Cultural appropriation
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