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I can't even comment in depth on the other elements, I feel like, because what little is there gets completely overpowered by the writing. I don't mind purple prose or stylistic experiments, but they need to be supplementing an actually compelling narrative and/or about 70% shorter. Here, though, if you take away the technical frills, you're left with 500 pages' worth of a bunch of scattered concepts that could have been interesting but don't amount to much in execution.
I wasn't super impressed by The Night Circus when I read it either, but I don't remember it being quite this insufferable, so maybe there's some sophomore slump effect going on. Either way, a pretty big disappointment, and irritated me so much at times I would have definitely thrown a physical copy. Honestly, I blame the editor -- if anyone did indeed edit this -- more than Morgenstern, because a good editor might have at least said, "Hey, so if you aren't going to follow a coherent plot or fully flesh out any of your characters, maybe you could at least punctuate your writing so it's readable?" Alas, clearly nothing of the sort happened, and the certain kind of reader I am suffers for it.
Moderate: Death, Gun violence, Violence, Kidnapping, Grief, Stalking, Alcohol, Injury/Injury detail
Minor: Misogyny, Sexism, Sexual content, Suicidal thoughts, Death of parent, Pregnancy
I’ll be thinking about Fate and Time and the inkeeper and the moon until I die I think
Moderate: Gore, Violence
Minor: Suicidal thoughts
The writing is beautiful for sure but it felt very empty and lacking.
Graphic: Death, Stalking, Injury/Injury detail
Moderate: Violence, Murder, Fire/Fire injury, Alcohol
Minor: Sexual content
Moderate: Death, Violence
Minor: Emotional abuse, Misogyny, Suicidal thoughts
Graphic: Death, Gore, Violence, Blood, Kidnapping, Grief, Stalking, Murder, Pregnancy, Fire/Fire injury, Alcohol, Injury/Injury detail
Moderate: Animal death, Torture
Minor: Suicidal thoughts
Graphic: Death, Violence, Stalking, Fire/Fire injury, Outing
Moderate: Animal death, Death, Gore, Homophobia, Suicidal thoughts, Violence, Kidnapping, Stalking, Fire/Fire injury, Outing, Injury/Injury detail
Moderate: Death, Torture, Violence, Kidnapping, Stalking
Minor: Gun violence, Violence
Moderate: Violence, Blood, Alcohol, Injury/Injury detail
There's a bit where it starts to feel long, but stick with it! It's worth it!
Moderate: Death, Stalking
Minor: Violence, Fire/Fire injury