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willwork4airfare's review
4.0
Interesting. Short. Not at all what I expected. She has a romantic way of writing and looking at the situation.
v10's review
3.0
I listened to this while driving for Thanksgiving holiday. It's very short, but to the point, no-nonsense experiences about a new escort. Pretty interesting.
amandaalexandre's review
4.0
This is a sad erotica. Or not even an erotica at all: the sex scenes are so dry and the portrayal of prostitution so unglamourous (responsible, even), that I don't think it s even meant to be erotica a all.
But the biggest highlight is the undeniable, intermittent WTF moments in this novella.
Seriously, it doesn't stop.
At first it's a client that says “fucking money” and compares himself to god every 5 seconds (I almost stop reading at this point). We see some very witty one-liners by the narrator, until the narrator decides it's time to stop stripping and become a prostitute. And the stream of WTF-uckery begin.
“...I just felt tired. Couldn't men just agree to pay me without m having to prance around and stroke their egos first?”
I told you it was sad.
She lives with Dream, a disabled adoptive mother who can't walk by herself very well. It is to give a better support for her that she becomes a prostitute. She decides to prostitute herself in Canada, and comes this:
“I wrapped Dream in blankets and put her in my black plastic sled, and I pulled her out to the road, warmed the van up, and started the long drive south.”
Is that how you transport people in Alaska? By making a human burrito? On a sled?
“...just like I instructed in the etiquette section of my website”. Apparently, escorting sites have etiquette sections. (Boy, I'm curious).
“whore tour for a couple of weeks.” Are there whore tours?
“I rub his semen into my breast. This is the elixir of life.”
“I'm glad that I can get my noncommittal super casual yet meaningful intimacy by selling it instead of being someone with a penis who has to buy it.”
“Usually people are rapists because they don't want to admit the gaping hole of need inside them.”
And I finally learned to plural of penis:
“I need to fuck more old dudes to learn about their penii.”
(Note here that we're talking about a prostitute who's committed to performance improvement.)
And, to finish, my favorite:
“I'm supposed to lap the praise from his hands like a needy little puppy who hates herself the way women in patriarchy are supposed to.”
But the biggest highlight is the undeniable, intermittent WTF moments in this novella.
Seriously, it doesn't stop.
At first it's a client that says “fucking money” and compares himself to god every 5 seconds (I almost stop reading at this point). We see some very witty one-liners by the narrator, until the narrator decides it's time to stop stripping and become a prostitute. And the stream of WTF-uckery begin.
“...I just felt tired. Couldn't men just agree to pay me without m having to prance around and stroke their egos first?”
I told you it was sad.
She lives with Dream, a disabled adoptive mother who can't walk by herself very well. It is to give a better support for her that she becomes a prostitute. She decides to prostitute herself in Canada, and comes this:
“I wrapped Dream in blankets and put her in my black plastic sled, and I pulled her out to the road, warmed the van up, and started the long drive south.”
Is that how you transport people in Alaska? By making a human burrito? On a sled?
“...just like I instructed in the etiquette section of my website”. Apparently, escorting sites have etiquette sections. (Boy, I'm curious).
“whore tour for a couple of weeks.” Are there whore tours?
“I rub his semen into my breast. This is the elixir of life.”
“I'm glad that I can get my noncommittal super casual yet meaningful intimacy by selling it instead of being someone with a penis who has to buy it.”
“Usually people are rapists because they don't want to admit the gaping hole of need inside them.”
And I finally learned to plural of penis:
“I need to fuck more old dudes to learn about their penii.”
(Note here that we're talking about a prostitute who's committed to performance improvement.)
And, to finish, my favorite:
“I'm supposed to lap the praise from his hands like a needy little puppy who hates herself the way women in patriarchy are supposed to.”
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