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A Girl Like You by John Locke

dhilderbrand's review against another edition

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1.0

I hadn't read a donovan creed novel before. It was a stunningly fast read. I liked the story ok, but I didn't love the characters. Maybe I had to read the other ones first to get to know Creed better. One thing, I feel like I have a pretty good idea of past books so I suspect to read these in order might be a little frustrating because there is probably a fair amount of rehashing past stories

marryallthepeople's review

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2.0

What a ridiculous book! :) Completely my fault for numerous reasona:

1) as I picked this up in abargain bin, didn't realise it was 6th in a series
2) I didn'I realise what type of book it was!
3) The opening chapter - snake, toilet, bite, ouch - is pretty much my worst nightmare. The scenario keeps me up at nigh with my fear of snakes. BUT it was the best part of the book haha.

Nevertheless, it was entertaining and I'd give it 2.5. Story was whack.

dsmagacz's review against another edition

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1.0

Disappointing. Enjoyed the first of his I read. You get what you pay for.(free)

ericwelch's review against another edition

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4.0

Here’s another contender for the best opening line to a book: “MOST PEOPLE WOULD think getting bit on the balls by a water moccasin while sitting on the toilet in their own home would be the worst thing that could happen that day.” Sam Case learns the hard way that not helping Donovan Creed may reap all sorts of bad things. Including the fake amputation of his leg.

Again, I really am enjoying John Locke’s Donovan Creed series. And what a deal: all are available for $.99 for your Kindle. As I have noted in other reviews in the Creed series, they are a combination broad farce, comic Bondian thriller, and mystery. All are competently written and occasionally include side-slapping comedy and witty repartee.

In this one, Creed, whose face has been surgically altered into the most handsome man in the world to hide his former identity, is looking for his married girlfriend Rachel (Sam’s wife) because as it happens she is naturally immune to the great Spanish flu virus of 1918 (which, of course, originated in Kansas,)and Creed speculates she has been kidnapped by the government to harvest her eggs and blood so a vaccine will be available in case terrorists use the flu as a terror weapon. “By the time it hit Spain it was so deadly they called it the Spanish Flu. And it’s been called that, ever since.” I hold up my hand. “You mean to tell me that because a single pig in Kansas ate some duck shit one morning, 100 million people died?” “Yes.” (Did I mention the tongue in cheek nature of these stories?) Since Creed is a Homeland Security assassin and counter-terrorist (and Homeland Security countenances every imaginable crime in order to deter terrorism,) he has access to all sorts of sophisticated tools and Lear 60 to ferry him around.

How can you not like a book that has lines like this: “Damn right you haven’t. And her perfect breath dances behind teeth as pure and white as the 3,617 words Melville used in Chapter 42 to describe how white the whale was. “ and referring to a character’s shillelagh, “Have you ever hit anyone with it?” “No, but my grandmother claims to have used it to beat off the men in her neighborhood.” “My grandmother used her hand,” I say. “Excuse me?”

Droll, indeed.
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