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a surreal descent into madness under the guise of death's brother sleep as our intrepid bears somnambulate through a pastiches' den of Irish stereotypes and synecdoches. 

some titles I would like to see:

"The Berenstain Bears and The Day of the Dead" or "The Berenstain Bears Meet Santa Muerte"

I think that would be visually very interesting, the Berenstain's Halloween Party book I read as a kid included some very nicely done skeleton costumes and costume in general and I think that could lend well to a portrayal of the festivities.

(would dressing up as skeletons and greeting children at shopping malls be doable?)

"The Berenstain Bears and the Limerick Soviet"

give me songs about how "We Care No More For Their Martial Law Than The Bearish Army Cares For You And Me"

"The Berenstain Bears and the Gnostics Gospels"

shortly after I stopped reading these books as a kid they came out with a line of Christian books. I feel like this could be a great opportunity to explore some of the lesser known/more occult traditions in religion.

"The Berenstain Bears and the Four Noble Truths"

I think they could give Brother some tools to deal with his canonical chronic anxiety. 

"The Berenstain Bears Fight Fascism"

I just want to see Mama hurl a malotov cocktail into the window of known Billionbaire Squire Grizzly's car, is that so much to ask??

"The Berenstain Bears Land Acknowledgement"

we know from the day camp book that there used to be indigenous bears living where Bear Country now is. their camp counselor even did Red Face which I think even as a kid I knew was kinda fucked up??  Do better Bear family.

"The Berenstain Bears Blow Up A Pipeline"

could be a fun family activity idk

"The Berenstain Bears Meet Cthullu"

I think there should be an Old Gods Holiday where people (or bears) dress up as their favorite Eldritch deities and give out candy at shopping malls. 

desmatamlu's review

5.0
adventurous funny informative inspiring mysterious fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Plot
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus: No