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I Was a Teenage Slasher by Stephen Graham Jones

dylhar96's review

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challenging dark emotional mysterious sad tense medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

4.25

justthatbookishbabe's review against another edition

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dark mysterious slow-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Character
  • Strong character development? It's complicated
  • Loveable characters? No
  • Diverse cast of characters? No
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

2.0

medinagiovanna's review

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slow-paced

4.0

Instantly, Tolly Driver reminded me of Tate Langdon from American Horror Story season 1. So, of course, I’m rooting for Tolly; he’s a killer telling a coming-of-age story. SGJ explained the obsession and admiration between a killer and the final girl in a new way. I loved the elements of West Texas; they are relatable things! If you’re looking for a summer slasher, pick this one!!

The first half is extremely slow, so don’t give up; I almost did. But I’m glad I didn’t! There was a perfect amount of gore, humor, and tenderness, it checked all my horror book boxes. Thank you Saga Press & SGJ for a free digital copy ❤️

bloomandgloomco's review

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dark emotional funny sad medium-paced

4.5

Adored this book!

I was a little hesitant when I learned that this was told from the POV of the titular slasher, but was pleasantly surprised how much I enjoyed it.

The main characters, Tolly and Amber, are fantastically written.
Secretly hoping for a future novel with Amber as the narrator-I absolutely loved her!

The setting (a very small rural Texas town in the heat of summer, 1989) lends itself to some seriously disturbing imagery...No spoilers here, but be prepared for some gross-out kills!

Horrific, humorous and heartfelt- Jones has outdone himself with this one...It's a damn near perfect summer slasher.

Thank you to NetGalley and S&S for providing an advanced reader copy to review. 

kmagers's review

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challenging dark tense slow-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Plot
  • Strong character development? No
  • Loveable characters? No

2.5

grimdark_dad's review

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challenging dark emotional funny mysterious reflective sad tense fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

5.0


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goblingirlreads's review

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dark emotional medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Character
  • Strong character development? Yes
  • Loveable characters? It's complicated
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

4.0

Big thanks to Netgalley and Saga Press for my e-arc. I'm a big fan of SGJ and his voice. This book is no exception. I found it to be really unique take on the slasher genre. It's genuinely messed - the graphic gory kills are not messing around. Despite that, it's also a very heartfelt read I really liked Tolly and Amber by the end. If you like SGJ, this is another hit. If you haven't read SGJ, I'm not sure what you'll think. He has a unique way of writing horror that you either love and can't get enough of or don't understand at all. I'm on the side of love, for sure, and feel honored I got to read this one in advance!

kimwritesstuff's review

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dark tense fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Character
  • Strong character development? It's complicated
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

4.0

Stephen Graham Jones might be my favorite horror writer. If you liked the Indian Lake trilogy or Cabin in the Woods, you'll like this book. This book doesn't just fill you with dread as you follow Tolly as he reluctantly carves through Lamesa, but also anger.

Tolly is cursed to be a slasher, but he's also motivated by a serious wrong done to him by his classmates. I know, I know, it's framed as an accident like most slashers are (think Jason's origin story in Friday the 13th). You see Tolly is deathly allergic to peanuts and at a high school party a drunk Tolly makes a fool of himself. In the process of being a fool, he jumps in the pool and splashes popular girl Mel as she's flirting with an older college guy. An enraged Mel rallies her marching band friends and ties Tolly down to a patio lounger while also force-feeding Tolly a drink that has peanuts in it. And thus Tolly's origin story is created and from here he's destined to get his revenge.

This story is told through an autobiography lens, Tolly is in his 30s looking back on the events that took place 17 years ago in Lamesa. He never tries to excuse his actions, but instead tries to explain what happened and what drove him to massacre 6 people in small town Texas. Let's be clear, this book lives in the grey, none of the characters (except Amber, Amber is a gem oh, and Tolly's mom and probably Justin) are blameless. Not that they deserve to die, but they aren't clean either. They're guilty of their own sins and now are being punished.

I love how this book outlines a good slasher and the rules that have to be followed. Tolly is incredibly ordinary as a teenager, but as a slasher, he's deadly for no reason other than revenge. Hit him with a car and he'll get back up. There were two things I didn't love and kept it from being a 5-star review. The first is the chapter style; I wish some of the flashbacks had been broken out more instead of the large chapter format. The second is Tolly's mask, I get the reason for the belts and the symbolism is nice, but I just kept picturing Jim Carrey with tape around his face. And the nickname Strappy? Awful. Just nope.

If you like a good slasher flick and a quick horror read, this book is for you!

Thanks to NetGalley and Saga Press for the ARC; all opinions are my own.

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scary_carrie's review

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dark emotional funny tense medium-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? Character
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes

5.0

chessakat's review against another edition

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challenging dark emotional funny mysterious tense slow-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? It's complicated
  • Loveable characters? It's complicated
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes

4.25