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markfeltskog's review
Hilarious, and very highly recommended for afficionados of the absurd.
ederwin's review
3.0
I finished this book months ago, but didn't want to mark it read until I'd written the perfect review. That's never going to happen.
I would have started out quoting the song "Bat boys, bat boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they're comin' for you?"
I would have pointed out the irony of the weekly world news being the first to predict that the white house would one day be inhabited by a cave-dweller who surrounds himself with minor celebrities and bites the face off of Rosie O'Donnell.
I would have included a trigger warning that there are images of shaved sasquatches.
I would have been careful to note that Beyoncé, being only half sasquatch on her father's side, was not subjected to such shaving. (She uses a depilatory creme.)
But I'll never find time to write that review.
I would have started out quoting the song "Bat boys, bat boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they're comin' for you?"
I would have pointed out the irony of the weekly world news being the first to predict that the white house would one day be inhabited by a cave-dweller who surrounds himself with minor celebrities and bites the face off of Rosie O'Donnell.
I would have included a trigger warning that there are images of shaved sasquatches.
I would have been careful to note that Beyoncé, being only half sasquatch on her father's side, was not subjected to such shaving. (She uses a depilatory creme.)
But I'll never find time to write that review.
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