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phronk's review
5.0
There's is depth in this collection of bizarro sex stories. No, really. Each story brings something more than just "look at how weird this is!" Some stretch the limits of what sex even is. Others are weirdly touching. One or two are even boner-inducing, but in an uncertain way, like you're popping up and down out of cover, never sure if it's really safe to enjoy it. Both new and established bizarro authors show off what they can do here, and often left me wanting more. The last story is one of the best, so stick around through all of them.
5hadow_girl's review
4.0
~ Ménage à trilogy ~
Once again the craziest perverts in the industry have gathered together to give us some of the most fucked up erotica you’re ever likely to read, and a possible #VVD (virtual venereal disease) in the process.
As usual, #SS3 is packed with awesome from cover to cover, and there is surely something within it’s pages for everyone’s hidden kink. (If it’s not your kink now – it just might be after you read about it!) Since this is our third trip into the world of Strange Sex, I’m not going to touch on every story here. I know, I know… you’re disappointed. Don’t worry – I’m not going to make you walk into the madness blindly! Here are a few highlights to make sure you don’t stick to the floor…
Billy Tea taught us something very important in #SS2 – Rule 34: If it exists, there’s porn of it. Now, in #SS3, [a:John Bruni|2954180|John Bruni|https://d.gr-assets.com/authors/1358957406p2/2954180.jpg] teaches us that it doesn’t matter how fucked up something seems… there is ‘A Market For All Things’. People collect weird things – especially Hollywood memorabilia. (I also learned “…they’re not called 'selfies' if there is more than one person in them. Those are ‘usies’.” Thanks, John!!)
Do you remember how you felt when you walked into an ‘adult book store’ for the first time? [a:Mike Lombardo|6585220|Mike Lombardo|https://s.gr-assets.com/assets/nophoto/user/u_50x66-632230dc9882b4352d753eedf9396530.png] vividly describes Lee’s first excruciating foray into the neon paradise in ‘Just Like The Real Thing’. Poor kid. (There is a scene in Clerks that shows Randal placing an order for RST Video – I think Kevin Smith should hire Mike Lombardo as a porn consultant for the filming of Clerks 3…)
I’ve always hated when someone refers to themselves as a ‘foodie’, EVERYBODY loves food, right?! [a:MP Johnson|8907108|MP Johnson|https://s.gr-assets.com/assets/nophoto/user/u_50x66-632230dc9882b4352d753eedf9396530.png] shows us how some people can take their love of food to an entirely different, (and lower), level in ‘Combo Platter Number Three’.
I think we can all agree that the ‘auto-correct’ feature on our cell phones was invented by Satan. If you’ve ever have had an auto-correct disaster in your life you’ll love the hilarioustranscript, ahem… story from [a:Mandy De Sandra|7796578|Mandy De Sandra|https://s.gr-assets.com/assets/nophoto/user/u_50x66-632230dc9882b4352d753eedf9396530.png]– ‘Duck Me In The Bass: An Autocorrect Anal Sex Text Adventure’.
[a:Leonard Delaney|7230874|Leonard Delaney|https://d.gr-assets.com/authors/1419991866p2/7230874.jpg] tells us a touching story about falling in love, (complete with heartbreak, and betrayal), that almost everyone can relate to in ‘The Office Photocopier Wants To Fuck Me’.
There’s a thin line between love & hate, and ‘Mine’ by [a:Elle Stanger|8297024|Elle Stanger|https://s.gr-assets.com/assets/nophoto/user/u_50x66-632230dc9882b4352d753eedf9396530.png] sits dead center. “They say that love can be like a fire, quick and unpredictable. But what they don’t tell you is that love can burn your house down.”
Stop by The Bloody Book Blog to check out the full review, join the Strange Sex discussion, and #FindYourKink!
Once again the craziest perverts in the industry have gathered together to give us some of the most fucked up erotica you’re ever likely to read, and a possible #VVD (virtual venereal disease) in the process.
As usual, #SS3 is packed with awesome from cover to cover, and there is surely something within it’s pages for everyone’s hidden kink. (If it’s not your kink now – it just might be after you read about it!) Since this is our third trip into the world of Strange Sex, I’m not going to touch on every story here. I know, I know… you’re disappointed. Don’t worry – I’m not going to make you walk into the madness blindly! Here are a few highlights to make sure you don’t stick to the floor…
Billy Tea taught us something very important in #SS2 – Rule 34: If it exists, there’s porn of it. Now, in #SS3, [a:John Bruni|2954180|John Bruni|https://d.gr-assets.com/authors/1358957406p2/2954180.jpg] teaches us that it doesn’t matter how fucked up something seems… there is ‘A Market For All Things’. People collect weird things – especially Hollywood memorabilia. (I also learned “…they’re not called 'selfies' if there is more than one person in them. Those are ‘usies’.” Thanks, John!!)
Do you remember how you felt when you walked into an ‘adult book store’ for the first time? [a:Mike Lombardo|6585220|Mike Lombardo|https://s.gr-assets.com/assets/nophoto/user/u_50x66-632230dc9882b4352d753eedf9396530.png] vividly describes Lee’s first excruciating foray into the neon paradise in ‘Just Like The Real Thing’. Poor kid. (There is a scene in Clerks that shows Randal placing an order for RST Video – I think Kevin Smith should hire Mike Lombardo as a porn consultant for the filming of Clerks 3…)
I’ve always hated when someone refers to themselves as a ‘foodie’, EVERYBODY loves food, right?! [a:MP Johnson|8907108|MP Johnson|https://s.gr-assets.com/assets/nophoto/user/u_50x66-632230dc9882b4352d753eedf9396530.png] shows us how some people can take their love of food to an entirely different, (and lower), level in ‘Combo Platter Number Three’.
I think we can all agree that the ‘auto-correct’ feature on our cell phones was invented by Satan. If you’ve ever have had an auto-correct disaster in your life you’ll love the hilarious
[a:Leonard Delaney|7230874|Leonard Delaney|https://d.gr-assets.com/authors/1419991866p2/7230874.jpg] tells us a touching story about falling in love, (complete with heartbreak, and betrayal), that almost everyone can relate to in ‘The Office Photocopier Wants To Fuck Me’.
There’s a thin line between love & hate, and ‘Mine’ by [a:Elle Stanger|8297024|Elle Stanger|https://s.gr-assets.com/assets/nophoto/user/u_50x66-632230dc9882b4352d753eedf9396530.png] sits dead center. “They say that love can be like a fire, quick and unpredictable. But what they don’t tell you is that love can burn your house down.”
Stop by The Bloody Book Blog to check out the full review, join the Strange Sex discussion, and #FindYourKink!
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