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david_agranoff's review
4.0
The third of the choose your mindfuckfest bizarro parody of the classic choose your own adventure novels this time written by Shatnerquake author Jeff Burk. You gotta hand it to Burk first and foremost he is a master at the high concept bizarro. Both of his novels just excite people when they hear the ideas behind them. This book is is not quite as funny as Shatnerquake but is still a really fun read.
You get to choose from three character's a scientist, a punk rocker, or an office drone. It's not long before the giant monsters show up to destroy earth. You make think choosing to be the scientist is the safest option but being in super secret lab wont protect you. As with many classic godzilla movies there are aliens around for some unexplained reason. They also have lazer guns that turn you into a punk rocker.
Look bottom line this is a giant monster novel, but not any giant monster novel, it's a one where not only do you direct the plot but you have chances to end up drowning in pool of monster sperm. What else would happen if a monster humped your office building? That is perhaps my favorite part of the book.
I could have been offended when my own subculture of punk rock (Vegan straight edge) is made fun of, but honestly if you read the book enough times and roll your dice( yes you have to roll dice) then you'll see Jeff makes fun of every kind of punk rocker you can think of.
You will laugh a lot and it will look great on the shelf next to Shatnerquake which is also super, duper funny.
sarahconnor89757's review
5.0
I first found the "choose your own adventure" genre when I was hiding in the library one day as a child. It totally blew my mind and for months I carried them around to show people to get out "The Good Word" (no one cared, if you're wondering) This books takes the scrap metal from my blown childhood brain and individually blows those pieces up.
There are pictures, you get to place dice and card games, and flip a coin, you have the option of starting a fight 90% of the time.
I don't think I've gone through all the story options yet, but trust me, I always got what was coming to me.
Please remember the “Choose Your Own Mind-Fuck Fest” series for me when Christmas comes around.
There are pictures, you get to place dice and card games, and flip a coin, you have the option of starting a fight 90% of the time.
I don't think I've gone through all the story options yet, but trust me, I always got what was coming to me.
Please remember the “Choose Your Own Mind-Fuck Fest” series for me when Christmas comes around.
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