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ingedingen's review

3.0

Nice but quite a simple story. Entertaining though.
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h3dakota's review

3.0

I love Dorian. Zoe is a bit annoying, she can be pretty stupid for a 400ish old woman. I don't mind the constant reference to veganism myself, but as someone who has spent the majority of her life as a vegetarian, I'm more accepting of it than others might be. Otherwise, I liked it enough to continue the series, hoping Dorian's condition doesn't drag out too long.
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lunalullaby's review

4.0

I seem to be in the minority for liking this but it was a local, paranormal cozy mystery and what I was in the mood for. I didn’t care about the references to vegan food like so many 1 star people did.
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glaseramy's review

4.0

A very fun current day mystery involving an alchemist who was born in the late 1600s and a Parisian gargoyle that has been brought to life. There were a lot of things going on, with people dying or being poisoned left and right, and I look forward to more adventures of Chloe, Dorian, and Brixton.

clarelou612's review

DID NOT FINISH: 14%

It’s basically just poorly-written Portland, OR fanfiction 
adventurous funny hopeful mysterious medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Character
Strong character development: No
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: No
Flaws of characters a main focus: No

Overall enjoyable, and the narrator is pretty good. There were quite a few points that strained credulity, but the plot was interesting, and the French gargoyle was fun. Decent popcorn. 
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sgkelsey's review

3.0

This is a fun little paranormal mystery set in Portland OR (Keep it weird!) and featuring a long-lived, 28 year old, white haired, vegan alchemist. And a gargoyle, who is NOT a love interest.

The audiobook reader is good, too, though PacNW natives may wince at the mispronounciation of Willamette.

The central character hammers her vegan nail pretty solidly, and this tracks with the Portland rep. Recipes are included, so you can truly digest this story.

metaphorosis's review

2.0


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2 stars

A long-lived alchemist in a new city gets caught up in strange doings when her shipped goods turn out to include a living gargoyle, her intended building contractor turns up dead outside her door, and a key book is stolen. She must race against time to save a friend's life.

The Czech language is not written in any variant of Cyrillic, and as far as I know never has been. In fact, a quick glance at Wikipedia will tell you that its interesting and regular Latin-based orthography is used for transliteration of other languages. Getting the Czech alphabet wrong is unfortunately just one of the many errors that crops up in The Accidental Alchemist.


I don't read a lot of urban fantasy, but this book had other aspects that drew me in, including a vegan protagonist, a setting in Portland, Oregon, and the aforementioned Czech elements. I'm part Czech myself, but it didn't take much to spot this alphabetical error. There isn't that much about else Czechia, and most of the rest seems alright.

Pandian does use a fair amount of French and some other languages. Unfortunately, she occasionally uses them incorrectly; more likely the result of bad memory or transliteration than of machine translation ("sait" instead of "c'est"). Since two key character are said to speak French well, it's notable.

The story is set in Portland, the city I call home when I pretend to have one. It's always nice to see familiar places in a new light. Unfortunately (again), Pandian's Portland is a caricature of the real city - all new age hippies all the time. Even in the Hawthorne district where part of the story is set, there's more variety than this, and Hawthorne is no more stagnant than any other neighbourhood. It doesn't look like this now, and really never did. Just as irritating, Pandian's knowledge of the geography is pretty weak - a character lives near enough to Hawthorne to walk over, but also lives on a hill. Thing is, close-in East Portland is flat. Really flat; almost Florida-flat. The only hill worthy of the name is a volcano, and very few people live on it. It's nit-picking, sure, but a quick look at an online map is all it takes these days.

I've been a vegan for a long time now, and on this front, the book really does deliver. It's a little heavy-handed on the 'magical herbs will cure all ills' angle, but for the rest, it's great. The recipes sound delicious (barring a strange fondness for beets), and most of the dishes are really things that vegans really eat. Happily, Pandian includes actual recipes as an appendix, and I plan to try some of them out.

I wish I could be more positive about the book, but on two of the three above points, it doesn't deliver. More to the point, the writing is consistently awkward, both at the sentence level and plot-wise. It reads like a fair early draft that needed a harsh editorial hand and didn't get it. The prose isn't smooth, the characters neither deep nor credible. An example - our narrator has been alive for hundreds of years, fending for herself in a cruel world. Yet she seems almost deferential to a few cocky teenage kids, and it's not because she's using reverse psychology on them.

All in all, I can't recommend this. It's lighthearted, but also thin. If you're a vegan tired of reading about heroes eating steak, this may be the book for you - the frequent mentions of food are mouth-watering. But if you're reading for the story, you're probably in the wrong place.

NB: Received free copy from Net Galley. 

cgrindatti's review

3.0

I had a hard time figuring out how to rate this book. I liked it, but did I like it a lot? I think I would have liked it more if there wasn’t so much description of the foods. I didn’t really care what they ate. She’s a vegan, I get it. Other than that it was an enjoyable story.
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tristenkozinski's review

4.0

Actual rating 3.5
Living gargoyles, vegan alchemists, smuggling rings, and hidden tunnels, oh my.
The Accidental Alchemist is the second of my recent delve into cozy mysteries, and it does an effective job at feeding the readers hints as to the culprit of the the murder and at providing believable suspects other than the true murderer.
The characters are generally solid, but some of Zoe's characterization comes across a little too heavy handed and some of her backstory reveals are somewhat intrusive/distracting on the present day narrative. Dorian, our living gargoyle, is very likable and often a source of levity or mild hijinks that supplied some of my favorite scenes from the book.
The romance is decent, though a little heavy-handed at first meeting, and I found the cooking aspects of the book somewhat boring. I would have liked more actual alchemy in the narrative as well.