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brodego's review
funny
fast-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? Plot
- Strong character development? No
- Loveable characters? No
- Diverse cast of characters? No
- Flaws of characters a main focus? Yes
kdeacon27's review
lighthearted
fast-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? Plot
- Strong character development? No
- Loveable characters? Yes
- Diverse cast of characters? Yes
- Flaws of characters a main focus? It's complicated
3.75
crispycritter's review against another edition
1.0
I love a bad book but there wasn’t much that was entertaining about this other than the premise - a Shrek fanfic.
Donkey is reimagined as Donny - a centaur and attempted rapist. Beck aka Shrek is hot (how could you) and eats people (but only the uggos). And we hate Lord Farquaad aka Lawrence the fiancée because he’s banging his sister. Liona is an atrocious person. Even a hot swamp ogre deserves better than a Liona. What is going on here.
Additional negative stars for the writing - was this written by an 11 year old who accidentally watched a porno? At least it was short.
Donkey is reimagined as Donny - a centaur and attempted rapist. Beck aka Shrek is hot (how could you) and eats people (but only the uggos). And we hate Lord Farquaad aka Lawrence the fiancée because he’s banging his sister. Liona is an atrocious person. Even a hot swamp ogre deserves better than a Liona. What is going on here.
Additional negative stars for the writing - was this written by an 11 year old who accidentally watched a porno? At least it was short.
angryspice_666's review against another edition
fast-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? N/A
- Strong character development? No
- Loveable characters? No
- Diverse cast of characters? Yes
- Flaws of characters a main focus? No
1.25
jessthebookishbrat's review against another edition
4.0
I didn’t expect to like this book as much as I did, in all honesty, but it had me rolling laughing and getting caught up in the story. The retelling factor is thrilling and fun to experience. Give it a go if you need a feel good pick me up or a good palate cleanser! The spice is spicing, too! A nice bonus!
benyoda95's review
fast-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? Character
- Strong character development? It's complicated
- Loveable characters? It's complicated
- Diverse cast of characters? It's complicated
- Flaws of characters a main focus? It's complicated
1.25
There were a few funny lines but man I did not enjoy this. Definitely check out the triggers before reading.
Content Warnings
Graphic: Rape, Sexual violence, and Sexual assault
ratelyn's review against another edition
1.0
Despite the mature content this feels like it could have been written by a fourteen year old. Don't expect much development anywhere (plot, characters, relationship, etc.). Regardless, it was still entertaining. Pretty much plays out like a horny Shrek fanfic, which is I guess exactly how it's advertised.