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Once Upon a Crime

Brynn Kelly

3.77 AVERAGE

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Plot or Character Driven: Plot
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes
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Plot or Character Driven: A mix
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: No
Flaws of characters a main focus: Complicated
adventurous funny mysterious medium-paced
Plot or Character Driven: A mix
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: Complicated
adventurous emotional funny mysterious fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven: Plot
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: No
Flaws of characters a main focus: No
adventurous emotional fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven: A mix
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes
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Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes

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adventurous funny lighthearted mysterious fast-paced
Plot or Character Driven: A mix
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus: No
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Plot or Character Driven: A mix
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: No
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes
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Plot or Character Driven: A mix
Strong character development: Yes
Loveable characters: Yes
Diverse cast of characters: Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes

 The first mistake I made was, obviously, picking an audible only audiobook – I assume the quality of those audiobooks are less than stellar. Not that Once Upon a Crime is the worst book I’ve read in a long while (I’m looking at you Do Not Disturb by Freida McFadden) but it sure wasn’t amazing.

Once Upon a Crime is a predictable romcom that resembles Kiss Kiss Bang Bang in the sense that someone is trying to find a missing person in Hollywood and shit goes down – and in this case, a whole lot of shit goes down. I don’t think I’ve ever read a book with THIS MANY PLOTS happening all at once.

For an audiobook that’s, what, 10 hours, there’s a plotline for every single thing imaginable. Missing sister? Check. Romancing a superstar? Check. Weird ass stalkers? Check. Hippie Communes? Check. Kidnapping? Check – and well, there’s a lot more spoilery things happening but can I just say the casting couch twist is goddamn insane.

There was no need for ALL of this and with so many things happening, not only did the characters forget Lana’s sister was missing, I also forgot that was the whole premise of the book. It’s not great, but it’s also not god awful but I’ll admit my listening experience was probably better because it was at 2x speed and I was playing The Sims 4 at the same time.