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Never Have Your Dog Stuffed: And Other Things I've Learned by Alan Alda

catbrigand's review

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5.0

Bless his entire heart, it's a miracle he didn't grow up to be crazy.

lecterclarice's review

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funny lighthearted reflective fast-paced

5.0

ruffaloon's review

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emotional funny hopeful inspiring reflective medium-paced

5.0

theseventhl's review against another edition

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4.0

So. I totally loved this book. And if you are a fan of Alan Alda - whether through M*A*S*H or his stage work or his hosting work on PBS or whatever - you will probably love this book too. It had me alternating between laughing and crying and doing both at the same time. His writing style is rather brilliant and intelligent and sharp while still being humorous and easy to relate to - so like his most famous character, Hawkeye. Also, I adore the photos he included in the middle of the book; he was such a cute kid! I can't wait to pick up his second non-fiction book as soon as possible.

marsha1268's review against another edition

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funny lighthearted medium-paced

3.25

jkn303's review

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1.0

Alright. I give up. Not enjoying this much at all ... way too much navel-gazing and blah blahing about stuff I'm not interested in. Too bad because he seems like an interesting guy ... maybe just needs a better editor?? Maybe I'll try again later.

lspargo's review

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3.0

I like Alan Alda. Chad is a huge M*A*S*H fan and has gotten me into the show. Alda seems like an interesting guy.

kilmorgancastle's review

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5.0

I really really enjoyed this book, an entertaining look at an incredibly interesting life.

hunnybee31415's review

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5.0

Alan Alda is an all-time legend and this book just serves as further proof. It’s funny, it’s heartbreaking, it’s sentimental, it’s relatable, and it shows Alda in a completely vulnerable state. The tone of it reminds me so much of the tone of M*A*S*H- in one paragraph you’re having a laugh and in the next one you’re confronted with real life issues that leave your heart heavy. I didn’t think I could love him more than I already did but somehow I do.

carolpk's review against another edition

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3.0

Before reading this book I knew little about Alan Alda. Of course I was one of the millions who welcomed him into my living room each week as he portrayed Hawkeye on M.A.S.H. Later, went the lights went off and Alda went on to other things, I’d see his warm face from time to time, but never paid much attention to his career.

Our book group chose this, a bit different than most memoirs we have read before. Memoirs in themselves can be sketchy, just giving a bit of a life but not the whole picture. Alda’s promised something just by its title. One of the group said,”Gee, I thought this was going to be funny” as he read the opening sentence and finds Alda’s mother trying to stab his father when he was only six years old. This along with a life in burlesque, a mother with mental illness and a father who was distant, certainly isn’t funny but does give some basis to the man Alda becomes.

It’s not all horror though and some parts are downright funny, even the part of the dog being stuffed. You wonder throughout just who Alda really wants to be; actor, writer, activist? And as he tells you just this much, you want him to tell you more. There’s a whole lot missing about his father (maybe another story, another day), and lots missing about his wife and children, though the love for them comes through strongly.

I really liked the last chapter called Golden Time. Alda describes how the term is used on movie sets, that after a crew has worked twelve straight hours, they go into overtime where every hour is worth two. Alda, after a close call with death, realizes what Golden Time really means. If I take one thing away from this book, Golden Time would be it. I’ll keep in mind his parting advice, “whatever you do, for God’s sake, don’t stuff your dog”.

I’d never have picked this up but for book group. I thank them all the time for their choices. I always learn something from the book but I learn more from listening to the group, their opinions, their stories, their take on the book we’ve read.

I wouldn’t say this is the best book I’ve ever read but I am glad I read it. It gives me new respect for a man who started his life as Alfonzo Joseph D’Abruzzo and one I knew only as Hawkeye.