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You Have to Fucking Eat by Adam Mansbach, Owen Brozman

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bomb2060's review

5.0

Haha....am still laughing after this 5 minutes read! We are usually scared of the f-bomb, but this book is just turning everything around. I wish i could show the nice photos to my daughter. But am afraid she may try reading the content instead. A very creative poem. I love it!

deduvick's review against another edition

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3.0

A fun follow-up to Go the F*** to Sleep! I especially like that the pictures were different that the first title, and the animals that were incorporated into semi-natural environments and then into much weirder situations. This is the perfect perk-up gift for an exhausted parent friend!

teriboop's review against another edition

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4.0

This is for every adult who has every tried to feed a young child. The book expresses the frustration that many feel in trying to feed a fussy kid. If foul language bothers you, then this is not the book for you.

This particular version, is the Audible book narrated by Bryan Cranston. It was funny, but not nearly as good as its predecessor narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

itabar's review against another edition

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3.0

I don't have children but have done my share of babysitting. I found this Amusingly profane. This hit home:

You're not finished, and no, you can't go to school
In pajamas, a hat and bare feet.
Whatever, put shoes on and bring me your plate,
My whole diet's the shit you won't eat.

For one very long week while my brother was in the hospital, I babysat and ate the crap my nephews wouldn't eat. It reminded me of the wisdom of being child-free.