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352 pages • first pub 2009 (view editions)
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Simon is an OWNO (Orphan with No Options). He lives with his deranged grandfather and a horrible housekeeper, Griselda, who punishes him by making him trim her toenails with his teeth. Unable to remember anything about his mother or father, Simon ...
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352 pages • first pub 2009 (view editions)
ISBN/UID: None
Format: Not specified
Language: English
Publisher: Not specified
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Description
Simon is an OWNO (Orphan with No Options). He lives with his deranged grandfather and a horrible housekeeper, Griselda, who punishes him by making him trim her toenails with his teeth. Unable to remember anything about his mother or father, Simon ...
Community Reviews
Content Warnings