1. "On Wednesdays we wear pink!"

2. "That is so fetch!"

3. "I guess it's probably because I've got a big lesbian crush on you!"

4. "Boo, you whore!"

5. "Is butter a carb?"

6. "Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die!"

7. "You dirty little liar!"

8. "You know what! It's not my fault you're like, in love with me, or something!"

9. "She doesn't even go here!"

10. "Vintage, so adorable."