A review by milliedot
Mr. Wrong Number by Lynn Painter

4.0

Oh my god this book was hilarious.

Exhibit A:
“What do you think the first guy to ever milk a cow was thinking?”

I’m glad I never read it in public because people would’ve thought I was batshit crazy the way I was cackling like a hyena.

This 100% would’ve been 5 stars but the miscommunication around two thirds in was a no from me and whilst I appreciate the nod to Pride and Prejudices’ “I love you, even against my better judgement”. It’s just not cool to insult the women you love in your proclamation of love by telling her that you “can’t believe” it yourself that you love her… We only let Mr Darcy get away with that shit, nobody else.

Still, 4 stars because this made my heart happy✨