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A review by hawlaye
The Haunted Vagina by Carlton Mellick III
adventurous
funny
mysterious
fast-paced
- Plot- or character-driven? A mix
- Strong character development? It's complicated
- Loveable characters? Yes
- Diverse cast of characters? Yes
- Flaws of characters a main focus? No
4.0
No one can judge me for rating a book titled The Haunted Vagina so high okay.
Was it the best literary wise, god no.
But was I smiling and cackling the entire time I read it? Absolutely!
I've read a lot of weird novels, but nothing as bizarre and as wholesome as one where a man climbs into his girlfriend's haunted vagina.
I genuinely do not know what else to say about this book. It was wild, hilarious, unpredictable, chaotic, absolutely bizarre! But I'm obsessed with how much fun it was to read!!
I went in expecting dark smut. Instead, I got a wholesome, cartoon town horror that had me craiced up!!
I think I found my new favourite genre of writing! I have no idea what it is, but it's Carlton Mellick III's writing, and I'm living for the chaos of it all!
(Bonus points because there's also a pet humanoid skeleton dog that nibbles on toes and waffles his tail bone)
Was it the best literary wise, god no.
But was I smiling and cackling the entire time I read it? Absolutely!
I've read a lot of weird novels, but nothing as bizarre and as wholesome as one where a man climbs into his girlfriend's haunted vagina.
I genuinely do not know what else to say about this book. It was wild, hilarious, unpredictable, chaotic, absolutely bizarre! But I'm obsessed with how much fun it was to read!!
I went in expecting dark smut. Instead, I got a wholesome, cartoon town horror that had me craiced up!!
I think I found my new favourite genre of writing! I have no idea what it is, but it's Carlton Mellick III's writing, and I'm living for the chaos of it all!
(Bonus points because there's also a pet humanoid skeleton dog that nibbles on toes and waffles his tail bone)