A review by hawlaye
The Haunted Vagina by Carlton Mellick III

adventurous funny mysterious fast-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? It's complicated
  • Loveable characters? Yes
  • Diverse cast of characters? Yes
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? No

4.0

No one can judge me for rating a book titled The Haunted Vagina so high okay. 
Was it the best literary wise, god no. 
But was I smiling and cackling the entire time I read it? Absolutely!

I've read a lot of weird novels, but nothing as bizarre and as wholesome as one where a man climbs into his girlfriend's haunted vagina. 
I genuinely do not know what else to say about this book. It was wild, hilarious, unpredictable, chaotic, absolutely bizarre! But I'm obsessed with how much fun it was to read!! 

I went in expecting dark smut. Instead, I got a wholesome, cartoon town horror that had me craiced up!!

I think I found my new favourite genre of writing! I have no idea what it is, but it's Carlton Mellick III's writing, and I'm living for the chaos of it all!

(Bonus points because there's also a pet humanoid skeleton dog that nibbles on toes and waffles his tail bone)