goldentortoisebeetle 's review for:

King Stork by Howard Pyle

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I mean - it's a classic fairy tale in that it's about tricking a "wicked" princess into marriage with a simple drummer boy who has tricks up his sleeve due to an earlier good deed. The princess's tits are out the whole time, which is great. I wish she hadn't been captured, though. Also why did he keep eating her food? We never found out.