kailyn616 's review for:

Return to Sullivans Island: A Novel by Dorothea Benton Frank

1.0

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This is one of those books that makes you both relieved to have finished it and surprised that you got through the whole thing. This is the last time I take a recommendation from the Doubleday Book Club. "Return to Sullivan's Island" is what every aspiring writer should read as an example of what not to write. Incredibly bad dialogue that sounds even worse when read aloud, annoying characters that no one can possibly care about, haunted houses, and a ridiculous, drama-packed ending all await you on Sullivan's Island where the moral should be: Mom, don't ever jet off to Paris and leave your idiot daughter in charge - the typical white, rich, moronic damsel-in-distress. This is the same book where a woman can make a joke about getting raped on a date, yet her mother frowns upon her using the word "hell." And where another woman can die and be chucked into a freezer, and her brother says that an act like that is "unforgivable." Really? Oh, then the entire family will attend her funeral and demand that the closed casket be opened while ass-pinching is going on, then head out to the car for some whiskey afterwards. But don't worry, all of the major problems that occur in the last three chapters or so (including literal insanity and major fraud) are forgivable, and everyone manages to get their happy ending. Ugh - I hope I never read a book this bad ever again.