A review by april_does_feral_sometimes
The Sandman Vol. 4: Season of Mists by Neil Gaiman

5.0

Morpheus suddenly is in possession of a new property which he had no idea he would be owning when he left his house. He had decided to look up an old girlfriend - really, an OLD OLD OLD girlfriend, Queen Nada, who he sent to hell ten thousand years ago. Well, he was really upset at the time. She walked out on him. Morpheus sort of lost it. Anyway, he wants to make amends, but wouldn't you just know it - Lucifer is having a bad day when Morpheus drops in. Ok, maybe Lucifer has been in a bad place for awhile, actually.

Anyway.

Lucifer tosses Morpheus the key to hell and tells him he can do whatever he wants with it - the fallen angel has already boxed up his stuff and kicked out all of his guests, so it is ready for Morpheus to move in. Then he's gone.

Before Morpheus has a chance to figure out what he is going to do with the old mausoleum, almost every manifested god since creation decides to make Morpheus an offer he can't refuse! The address alone is to die for! So, before Morpheus has even found the bathrooms, he is politely inviting many unexpected and threatening visitors to stay the night. Well, you know gods! Rude, spoiled, self-aggrandizing.....

There goes the neighborhood.