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A review by celesslia
The Haunted Vagina by Carlton Mellick III
2.0
ALL OF YOU FUCKING GIVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE BC I DESERVE IT FOR FINISHING THE HAUNTED VAGINA
Moving on . . .
So the ml Steve is in love with Stacy, the fl
and the woman with the haunted vagina.
Steve is scared to have sex with Stacy since he
found out that her vagina was haunted.
Then one day a mf skeleton popped
out of her vagina. And the skeleton died???
So Stacy sent Steve in to her vagina.
AND ACT ONE IS OVER.
AND THEN he goes into her vagina
Sees a forest, trees, and a girl??
The get out of her vagina. then Stacy
sent him to go in her vagina again
she buys all the thing needed for him to
go camping in her vagina.
so he goes in again and sees the girl again
AND ACT TWO IS OVER.
He followed the girl through the woods
And then he meets skeletons and takes
Pictures of the woods in her vagina
The girl is made of plastic and she loves the
Way Steve feels and the girl apparently
is like jar jar binks and her name is fig.
She wants to play with steve so he says yes
Fig wants to play after dinner and once they
Have their dinner Steve wants to go back but
Fig wants him to play with her, Steve says no
So fig locks him up for days until he turns into
Someone like her, so he can't go back now
Stack has sex with some one else without a
Condon and get impregnated and now there
Is no way out for Steve as he is in the fetus
Then he loses his shit, masturbates and ends
up in having sex with fig and that was
The his best sex he has ever had. And then
Fast forward to god knows how long
Steve and Fig get married and they're in
Love with each other and then fig gets pregnant
He tries talking to stacy with the walkie-talkie again
And stacy answers and then shit happens and THE END.
This is basically how the book was written with a lot of dialogues. The fonts was too tiny and my eyes and head hurt right now. The writing was shit and the books was weird but there was some sweet parts, some.
Some parts from the book for you to enjoy <33
Moving on . . .
So the ml Steve is in love with Stacy, the fl
and the woman with the haunted vagina.
Steve is scared to have sex with Stacy since he
found out that her vagina was haunted.
Then one day a mf skeleton popped
out of her vagina. And the skeleton died???
So Stacy sent Steve in to her vagina.
AND ACT ONE IS OVER.
AND THEN he goes into her vagina
Sees a forest, trees, and a girl??
The get out of her vagina. then Stacy
sent him to go in her vagina again
she buys all the thing needed for him to
go camping in her vagina.
so he goes in again and sees the girl again
AND ACT TWO IS OVER.
He followed the girl through the woods
And then he meets skeletons and takes
Pictures of the woods in her vagina
The girl is made of plastic and she loves the
Way Steve feels and the girl apparently
is like jar jar binks and her name is fig.
She wants to play with steve so he says yes
Fig wants to play after dinner and once they
Have their dinner Steve wants to go back but
Fig wants him to play with her, Steve says no
So fig locks him up for days until he turns into
Someone like her, so he can't go back now
Stack has sex with some one else without a
Condon and get impregnated and now there
Is no way out for Steve as he is in the fetus
Then he loses his shit, masturbates and ends
up in having sex with fig and that was
The his best sex he has ever had. And then
Fast forward to god knows how long
Steve and Fig get married and they're in
Love with each other and then fig gets pregnant
He tries talking to stacy with the walkie-talkie again
And stacy answers and then shit happens and THE END.
This is basically how the book was written with a lot of dialogues. The fonts was too tiny and my eyes and head hurt right now. The writing was shit and the books was weird but there was some sweet parts, some.
Some parts from the book for you to enjoy <33