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Paper-thin characters and a plot that just kind of plodded from here to there but at any given moment never felt like it was going anywhere. Maybe it's because I was reading the ebook version and breaks/sections weren't defined as well as they could have been, but it drove me NUTS that the viewpoint/narration would switch around to several different characters in the same scene - just pick one and stick with it for more than a paragraph, please. And seriously, that was the lamest Satan/Devil/embodiment of evil EVER.