A review by kimball_hansen
The Botany of Desire: A Plant's-Eye View of the World by Michael Pollan

3.0

For the record I hate Scott Brick. He's the worst narrator. Also, for the record, Michael Pollen is a really good writer but his sensual lust for hallucinogens and other mind altering plants is annoying and gets old really fast.

This book was decent. It discusses four plants: apples, tulips, marijuana, and the potato. The apple section was pretty good, the tulips were a little boring, the marijuana was too charged with unnecessary politics, and the potato part was undernourished.


Notes:


I listened to the first section on apples while biking down a steep dirt road from a mountain, so I didn't write down every note I wanted. But I did get this:

-Johnny Appleseed was betrothed to a 10-year old girl but she flirted with some kids her age and he got upset and dumped her.

-Johnny Appleseed was portrayed as some Almighty figure back in the day.

-Apples first came from Turkmenistan or one of those Stan countries. The trees grew (grow) to be 60 feet tall. They aren't the north American native fruit like commonly believed.

-Apples were used for making alcohol. And eventually because of that got a bad rap. In order to change that rap, marketing came up with the slogan "an apple a day keeps the doctor away."

-Back in the Olden Days, to get people to settle the frontier, they had to plant 50 apple trees and some other trees to keep the owners on the land and settle it by maintaining their orchards.

-There are a bunch varieties of apples that we have never experienced.

Haha bees are flying shlongs.

People plant gardens of flowers to make a statement.

The tulip was thought of as a remedy for farts.

200 million years ago there were no flowers.

He said the Eskimos are the only people to not use psychoactive plants.

Memory is the enemy of wonder.

Potatoes are more finicky to grow than I thought.