A review by boezaaah
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone by J.K. Rowling

5.0

I've read this half a million times and everyone and their mum has read it too, so I wasn't going to review it, but I do have a few things that I feel like bitching about because I can't help myself and I hate Dumbledore.

Firstly. How cruel can Dumbledore be to let the Slytherins get excited about winning the house cup only to award Gryffindor 170 points, putting them in the lead by 10 points? And stripping away all that excitement for the Slytherins? That's straight up cold-hearted, considering most of them are CHILDREN and it's something they work for and look forward to the entire school year.

And secondly, Dumbledore is a straight up asshole for enabling the golden trio to end up where they did in the last 2 chapters. They're ELEVEN years old. And for some reason this wrinkly, old idiot thinks it's a good idea to put them in danger to what? Learn a life lesson? Sorry, not on my watch.