A review by diamondsky7
Attached At The Hip by Christine Riccio

1.0

I would personally like to fight big bird (the main bird chick, the one in yellow for like the whole book, but seriously wtf is with all the bird names). Piccadilly more like Picc-a-fist to be punched with. Put me in a cage fight with her sure she does acroyoga whatever and I have never been in a cage fight but I am filled with all the rage from reading this book. She decided to trust a man that is named after a rat albeit a rat that can cook but yet still a rat. So I don't feel bad that he lied and almost won. To be fair the only two that could have won were rat man and too quirky to possibly function big bird. Let's not forget that shes so funny and quirky that shes so memeable, girly I watch survivor which is the whole reason I picked up this book in the first place, and yet I have not seen a single meme from survivor, so I seriously doubt they are turning every single moment you were onscreen into a meme. I would like to see the sequel where bird man is struggling financially because is he not retiring from parkour and thus losing his income and yet moving to one of the most expensive cities all because she asked him to just so they could date. If you're looking for a book about a girl who refuses to get her license until she wants to drive to Florida on a hunch that he first love interest is a pathological liar, you definitely found it.