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A review by mslori
The Alien Assassin's Stolen Bride by Michele Mills
2.0
Everything thing that was fun about the book before this one was missing in this one. And I was looking forward to grumpy hero too. I love a good grumpy hero.
All my complaints are addressed below. But just too many annoying troupes or science/plot holes for me to enjoy this one.
The hero was a dick, and just tole Hanna they'd go back to his planet and by the end she was like Okay, even though we haven't talked about it really.
He convinced her he was alien by showing her his red penis. :/ Nothing else worked, but red penis did.
She was an "orphan" who wasn't really a orphan now, because she was an early 23 or something that had been raised by her grandparents who had died two years previously and she had had to "grow up quick", in her early 20's...
And Hannah of course is freakin virgin who's waiting for "the ONE", and Herriot kind of is because he's only done oral. So it doesn't count? :/
And it's not really addressed or brought up in the previous book, but I guess having penetrative sex with your truemate keep the dudes from having a flush ever again, but nothing else will. But how does his dick know it's inside her lady parts vs her mouth. Alien smart penis I guess.
All my complaints are addressed below. But just too many annoying troupes or science/plot holes for me to enjoy this one.
Spoiler
The hero was a dick, and just tole Hanna they'd go back to his planet and by the end she was like Okay, even though we haven't talked about it really.
He convinced her he was alien by showing her his red penis. :/ Nothing else worked, but red penis did.
She was an "orphan" who wasn't really a orphan now, because she was an early 23 or something that had been raised by her grandparents who had died two years previously and she had had to "grow up quick", in her early 20's...
And Hannah of course is freakin virgin who's waiting for "the ONE", and Herriot kind of is because he's only done oral. So it doesn't count? :/
And it's not really addressed or brought up in the previous book, but I guess having penetrative sex with your truemate keep the dudes from having a flush ever again, but nothing else will. But how does his dick know it's inside her lady parts vs her mouth. Alien smart penis I guess.