A review by astrape
Harry Potter y la Orden del Fénix by J.K. Rowling

5.0

Yes, it it almost 4am again. And I don't regret it a single bit.
I don't know how else to react without repeating my words but I don't care anymore so: oh my god. At this point nothing can be not all over the place with this books (in a good way, obviously).
The minute things started to get chaotic at the very beginning I knew I was gonna be stressed and excited for the rest of the book. Every minute of it was scary and hilarious at the same time. I can't count how many times I've laughed over simple sentences.
At this point, I have a (not so long) list of people I hate. And I love hating them, ngl. Today, I'm glad to add Umbridge to that list, next to Rita, Fudge, Percy and a few more that go without saying. When I said I hated Rita, yeah... I clearly hadn't met Umbridge. I mean I knew that woman was gonna be a pain in the as* but I never thought I would actually get angry. I just wanted to rip her head off in every sense of the word.
This was a wild ride. The range of emotions here was wider than ever. The amount of information. Honestly, it doesn't bother me at all. It's overwhelming and I love it.
I have to say I knew about Sirius. Still hurt tho.
Also, I've accepted my k!nky side for villain women and I'm just gonna say Bellatrix could hit me if she wanted to.
anywaaaaays, no words can accurately describe how one feels while reading something one loves, so I'm just gonna leave it here.
(my apologies for any spelling mistakes or whatever, I'm so tired).

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- Figg
- The hearing
- 12 Grimmauld Place
- Umbridge
- Luna
- Occlumency
- Bellatrix
- Prophecy