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Jeeves in the Offing
by P.G. Wodehouse
As had happened so often in the past, I was conscious of an impending doom. Exactly what form this would take I was of course unable to say - it might be one thing or it might be another - but a voice seemed to whisper to me that somehow at some not distant date Bertram was slated to get it in the gizzard.
and the heavens bless you, bertie wooster, for it!
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bonus: aunt dahlia quotes!
1."A very hearty pip-pip to you, old ancestor," I said, well pleased, for she is a woman with whom it is always a privilege to chew the fat.
"And a rousing toodle-oo to you, you young blot on the landscape," she replied cordially.
2. "Do you know, Bertie, there are times - rare, yes, but they do happen - when your intelligence is almost human."
3. "Hullo, ugly," she said. "Turned up again, have you?"
4. "You wished to see me?"
"Yes, but not in the way you're looking now. I'd have preferred you to have fractured your spine or at least to have broken a couple of ankles and got a touch of leprosy."
"My dear Dahlia!"
"I'm not your dear Dahlia. I'm a seething volcano."
and the heavens bless you, bertie wooster, for it!
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bonus: aunt dahlia quotes!
1."A very hearty pip-pip to you, old ancestor," I said, well pleased, for she is a woman with whom it is always a privilege to chew the fat.
"And a rousing toodle-oo to you, you young blot on the landscape," she replied cordially.
2. "Do you know, Bertie, there are times - rare, yes, but they do happen - when your intelligence is almost human."
3. "Hullo, ugly," she said. "Turned up again, have you?"
4. "You wished to see me?"
"Yes, but not in the way you're looking now. I'd have preferred you to have fractured your spine or at least to have broken a couple of ankles and got a touch of leprosy."
"My dear Dahlia!"
"I'm not your dear Dahlia. I'm a seething volcano."