A review by goddess_eve21
My Heart Is a Chainsaw by Stephen Graham Jones

Did not finish book.
slow-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? N/A
  • Strong character development? No
  • Loveable characters? No

1.0

My rating is being REAL nice ...

I listened to the chalkboard audio while following along in the sandpaper ebook ...

This. Was. Not. It!

I was promised a horror, and there was not even a speck of it.

The "Epigraph" was a huge promise, and then 7 chapters in and NOTHING!

Tell me why I have gotten more horror in a dark romance thriller than in this?!

I read reviews, and just could not see what everyone else saw.

To me, this was a book that slapped major classic horror film talk in here and ran with it.

Jade kept promising me that something was coming ... and I should not have made it halfway through for absolutely nothing!