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Any Resemblance to a Coincidence is Accidental by Stephen C. Bird
4.0
500 Word Synopsis
Chapter One: An anonymous female “Fakebook spokesperson” deconstructs sociological manifestations of popular culture, as they occur on Fakebook. She ends her lecture by introducing the central character of Noloso Chushingura. Chapter Two: Noloso Chushingura returns to the wretchedness of Mucha Nieve and is shocked by what he sees. Dreams, fantasy, nightmares and memories are his only comfort. Noloso flees Mucha Nieve, crossing the border by bus into Kanuckya. Chapter Three: An anonymous narrator addresses Noloso Chushingura, in a dream, preaching about the pros and cons of gay life and identity that influence Noloso’s existence. Chapter Four: Pavlina Perestroika, tough and pragmatic resident of Palin-Town -- Embarks on a mysterious journey through Eerie County with "The Man In The 1975 Buick Regal". Chapter Five: Koontessa Klarissa Koontberger and Gloria "Gigi" Evil-Lynne Gigglefoock Koontberger reside in the Crew-Ella de Parkay in Douchebag, Nueva Jork. Their disturbed children lurk in the shadows. Troubled Gigi looks to Miyuh Hiyuh Powuh for guidance. Chapter Six: Pavlina Perestroika, The Man in the 1975 Buick Regal and “A Guest” drive to the border of Amourrica Profunda and Kanuckya in Miasma Falls. Pavlina returns after her “Trip” to meet her friend Bobby Bluetooth at the Palin Street Software Cafe. Chapter Seven: The Hillbilly Clairvoyant recounts the tale of his vigilante parishioners pursuing "The Baby-Killing Laidie". Pavlina Perestroika and her Guest physioanimate to the Marie Versailles Trailer Park to visit Trailer Number Nine. Chapter Eight: Fakebook Girlfiend updates the reader on her latest social media activities and adventures with self-help books. Chapter Nine: Giovanni Zsazsasky escapes the Puta Jork bar “Vulture” by window shopping on Ebay and traveling to Brrrlin, Doucheyland. At a Beast Village bar called Schmack, go go boy Kristofer Petrograd Falkland and fellow stripper Helio resolve their differences. Chapter Ten: Homo hotties speak out against gay shame. Bobby and Tommy embellish everything they own with the colors and stripes of rainbow flags. Chapter Eleven: Elfindaabaah Glindaabaah, former high school musical star, founds the "Weak-Ed Fan Club" for teenage girl fans of the Fraud-Gay musical "Weak-Ed". “The Ten Commandments of The Obsessed Weak-Ed Fan” must be strictly observed. Chapter Twelve: Sheena Horrorshow Princess chides aging bohemians who cannot, or will not, adapt to the ongoing gentrification of Nueva Jork, including its new and younger generation. Chapter Thirteen: Jean-Nette The Jet Lag Fag Hag reveals to The Grrrlfriends why she has sacrificed her career. Jean-Nette travels with The Grrrlfriends to the Marie Versailles Trailer Park. The Grrrlfriends enter Trailer Number Nine and find themselves in an increasingly nightmarish fantasyscape. Chapter Fourteen: Dolores the Day Glo Drag Queen commands The Grrrlfriends to pursue and destroy Jean-Nette the Jet Lag Fag Hag. The Girlfriends gratefully accept this responsibility. Chapter Fifteen: Noloso Chushingura and his entire body of work are universally condemned by the decree of a mysterious committee of supposed art critics. Chapter Sixteen: The Collected, Completed and Unfinished Works of Noloso Chushingura. Chapter Seventeen: Reviews of “Art Is Dead: The Anti-Book”.
Chapter One: An anonymous female “Fakebook spokesperson” deconstructs sociological manifestations of popular culture, as they occur on Fakebook. She ends her lecture by introducing the central character of Noloso Chushingura. Chapter Two: Noloso Chushingura returns to the wretchedness of Mucha Nieve and is shocked by what he sees. Dreams, fantasy, nightmares and memories are his only comfort. Noloso flees Mucha Nieve, crossing the border by bus into Kanuckya. Chapter Three: An anonymous narrator addresses Noloso Chushingura, in a dream, preaching about the pros and cons of gay life and identity that influence Noloso’s existence. Chapter Four: Pavlina Perestroika, tough and pragmatic resident of Palin-Town -- Embarks on a mysterious journey through Eerie County with "The Man In The 1975 Buick Regal". Chapter Five: Koontessa Klarissa Koontberger and Gloria "Gigi" Evil-Lynne Gigglefoock Koontberger reside in the Crew-Ella de Parkay in Douchebag, Nueva Jork. Their disturbed children lurk in the shadows. Troubled Gigi looks to Miyuh Hiyuh Powuh for guidance. Chapter Six: Pavlina Perestroika, The Man in the 1975 Buick Regal and “A Guest” drive to the border of Amourrica Profunda and Kanuckya in Miasma Falls. Pavlina returns after her “Trip” to meet her friend Bobby Bluetooth at the Palin Street Software Cafe. Chapter Seven: The Hillbilly Clairvoyant recounts the tale of his vigilante parishioners pursuing "The Baby-Killing Laidie". Pavlina Perestroika and her Guest physioanimate to the Marie Versailles Trailer Park to visit Trailer Number Nine. Chapter Eight: Fakebook Girlfiend updates the reader on her latest social media activities and adventures with self-help books. Chapter Nine: Giovanni Zsazsasky escapes the Puta Jork bar “Vulture” by window shopping on Ebay and traveling to Brrrlin, Doucheyland. At a Beast Village bar called Schmack, go go boy Kristofer Petrograd Falkland and fellow stripper Helio resolve their differences. Chapter Ten: Homo hotties speak out against gay shame. Bobby and Tommy embellish everything they own with the colors and stripes of rainbow flags. Chapter Eleven: Elfindaabaah Glindaabaah, former high school musical star, founds the "Weak-Ed Fan Club" for teenage girl fans of the Fraud-Gay musical "Weak-Ed". “The Ten Commandments of The Obsessed Weak-Ed Fan” must be strictly observed. Chapter Twelve: Sheena Horrorshow Princess chides aging bohemians who cannot, or will not, adapt to the ongoing gentrification of Nueva Jork, including its new and younger generation. Chapter Thirteen: Jean-Nette The Jet Lag Fag Hag reveals to The Grrrlfriends why she has sacrificed her career. Jean-Nette travels with The Grrrlfriends to the Marie Versailles Trailer Park. The Grrrlfriends enter Trailer Number Nine and find themselves in an increasingly nightmarish fantasyscape. Chapter Fourteen: Dolores the Day Glo Drag Queen commands The Grrrlfriends to pursue and destroy Jean-Nette the Jet Lag Fag Hag. The Girlfriends gratefully accept this responsibility. Chapter Fifteen: Noloso Chushingura and his entire body of work are universally condemned by the decree of a mysterious committee of supposed art critics. Chapter Sixteen: The Collected, Completed and Unfinished Works of Noloso Chushingura. Chapter Seventeen: Reviews of “Art Is Dead: The Anti-Book”.