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A review by crispycritter
Barbarian Alien by Ruby Dixon
2.0
I read Ice Planet Barbarians last year and gaslit myself into thinking it wasn’t as bad as I remembered it being.
Narrator: It was.
Listen, there’s just better alien smut out there. All I’m sayin. The best we can imagine is ending up on a pre-industrial planet with no birth control, years long alien-human gestation, AND a symbiotic virus that makes us unable to resist that sweet blue alien downstairs mix up? AND we can't even run around outside and do fun activities because snow and bitey things? Take me baaaaack to capitalism, please. I am ready to lean in, align, and synergize without complaint till death takes me TYSM.
Narrator: It was.
Listen, there’s just better alien smut out there. All I’m sayin. The best we can imagine is ending up on a pre-industrial planet with no birth control, years long alien-human gestation, AND a symbiotic virus that makes us unable to resist that sweet blue alien downstairs mix up? AND we can't even run around outside and do fun activities because snow and bitey things? Take me baaaaack to capitalism, please. I am ready to lean in, align, and synergize without complaint till death takes me TYSM.