A review by jmcordova
Unmentionable: The Victorian Lady's Guide to Sex, Marriage, and Manners by Therese Oneill

5.0

We can enjoy Jane Austen, but always remember, in spite of Elizabeth Bennett's pride and Mr. Darcy's prejudice, they both smelled really bad.

Now to borrow myself a crone so I can go out in public.

Oh, wait. Shit. I am the crone.