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A review by qyou
The Baby Jesus Butt Plug by Carlton Mellick III
2.0
This was my second ever bizarro book. It was the only thing I asked my best friend to get me for my 17th birthday. Of course no book stores around here carry books like this so she had to ask them to special order it. What a good friend she was.
It's written and styled like a children's book with large text, simple dialogue, and cute pictures.
A couple adopt a baby jesus butt plug...a living butt plug. They name it Bobby and it likes them. Everything is going well and then the butt plug crucifies itself and becomes a music box? Whoa. Then suddenly zombies and closet sex.
I'm not sure I can think of a better way to explain it. So you're just going to have to read it yourself and then when you're drunk and/or trying to out-weird or impress friends/acquaintances you can proudly tell them that on your bookshelf lives a book called Baby Jesus Butt Plug. Not saying I've done this but I totally have and it totally works.
It's written and styled like a children's book with large text, simple dialogue, and cute pictures.
A couple adopt a baby jesus butt plug...a living butt plug. They name it Bobby and it likes them. Everything is going well and then the butt plug crucifies itself and becomes a music box? Whoa. Then suddenly zombies and closet sex.
I'm not sure I can think of a better way to explain it. So you're just going to have to read it yourself and then when you're drunk and/or trying to out-weird or impress friends/acquaintances you can proudly tell them that on your bookshelf lives a book called Baby Jesus Butt Plug. Not saying I've done this but I totally have and it totally works.