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jacqueline1989 's review for:
Forevermore
by Kristen Callihan
DOWN & DIRTY QUICKIE REVIEW!
One Sentence Summary:
She’s his “human”-turned-demon childhood BFF in need of protection & he’s a sexual assault survivor angel who’s her new bodyguard.
Name That Trope:
* Mutual Kidhood Crush
* Reunited Friends With Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeelings
* Heroine To The Rescue, CAUSE BITCHES SAVE THE DAY!
* Big Baddie In The Background
* ‘I’m Tarnished/Sad/Broken & She’s Too Good For Me So I Must Resist Her’ - the hero’s theme song, probably
* Secondary Love Story That Gonna Smash Yo Ass Good
* Slooooooow Burn
What part made you fangirl squeal:
1. When our OTP be laying in bed sans hanky panky & gal asks to see his wings, so dude COCOONS THEM IN A WING-SNUGGLE-HUG <3 <3 <3
2. When our heroine totes kicks evil ass andredacted for spoilers
3. YALL! Grumpy Hero grumps about Layla’s suitor, then apologizes for being an ass-butt! *cue swoonage here!*
4. Anytime our couple talk about their feels; SO MUCH WORDTASTIC LONGING!
5. When Layla went full beast-mode as our hero’s protector! DO NOT MESS WITH HER MAN, YO!
Favorite Character:
Oh that's just cruel, making a bitch choose like this. Fiiiiiiine. If I had to pick, I’d say- BOTH HAHA I CHEATED THIS IS MY REVIEW FIGHT ME! For real, though, Layla is as strong as Sin is broken and I loved them both for it.
How smexy was the smex?
GET YOUR BIG GIRL PANTIES BRACED, YALL! Now the sex don’t pop off until the 3rd arc, but this slow burn gave us several hot kisses. While the scenes are few, THEY ARE FIRE! We get...
* A brief hero-spanking-heroine fantasy; yes, please, thank you, more!
* Sin undressing Layla while making out with her neck (from behind!) as he tells her his teenage fantasies of their married bedtime playtime! Hellloooo Flamey McFlame face!
* A HERO-GUIDED MASTURBATION SCENE COMPLETE WITH DIRTY INSTRUCTIONAL DIALOGUE!
* Pain-free virgin sex, guys. Pain! Free! Virgin! Sex!!!!! (Can ya tell a bitch is happy here?!)
* A Little Red Riding Hood big bad wolf hero-pun mid Hump Town that went from LOLtastic to d’awwwww-dorable!
Whose Line Is It Anyway:
Got any bitching to do?
YES, GODDAMMIT, KRISTEN MADE ME CRY AND HOW DARE YOU, WOMAN!? Okay, I lied. About the bitching. A sad does happen [it ain’t really that sad, tbh] which made my eyes sweat, so this is me. Bitching about that.
Visually Depict Yo Book Feels:
Famous Last Words:
Dude. This book IS EVERYTHANG! Yes, it’s the last in a series, but fret not; you can read it out of order. Hell, I did, and look at me, I’m still alive! Parahistorical romances neeeeed to be more of a thing, and Kristen’s bomb ass, kick ass, glorious ass writing proves that. There’s so much emotastic OTP shiznit, so much cool world crap, and so much glorious wordage that goes down in this book that YE SHAN’T REGRET THIS READ!
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https://www.youtube.com/fangirlmusings
One Sentence Summary:
She’s his “human”-turned-demon childhood BFF in need of protection & he’s a sexual assault survivor angel who’s her new bodyguard.
Name That Trope:
* Mutual Kidhood Crush
* Reunited Friends With Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeelings
* Heroine To The Rescue, CAUSE BITCHES SAVE THE DAY!
* Big Baddie In The Background
* ‘I’m Tarnished/Sad/Broken & She’s Too Good For Me So I Must Resist Her’ - the hero’s theme song, probably
* Secondary Love Story That Gonna Smash Yo Ass Good
* Slooooooow Burn
What part made you fangirl squeal:
1. When our OTP be laying in bed sans hanky panky & gal asks to see his wings, so dude COCOONS THEM IN A WING-SNUGGLE-HUG <3 <3 <3
2. When our heroine totes kicks evil ass and
3. YALL! Grumpy Hero grumps about Layla’s suitor, then apologizes for being an ass-butt! *cue swoonage here!*
4. Anytime our couple talk about their feels; SO MUCH WORDTASTIC LONGING!
5. When Layla went full beast-mode as our hero’s protector! DO NOT MESS WITH HER MAN, YO!
Favorite Character:
Oh that's just cruel, making a bitch choose like this. Fiiiiiiine. If I had to pick, I’d say- BOTH HAHA I CHEATED THIS IS MY REVIEW FIGHT ME! For real, though, Layla is as strong as Sin is broken and I loved them both for it.
How smexy was the smex?
GET YOUR BIG GIRL PANTIES BRACED, YALL! Now the sex don’t pop off until the 3rd arc, but this slow burn gave us several hot kisses. While the scenes are few, THEY ARE FIRE! We get...
* A brief hero-spanking-heroine fantasy; yes, please, thank you, more!
* Sin undressing Layla while making out with her neck (from behind!) as he tells her his teenage fantasies of their married bedtime playtime! Hellloooo Flamey McFlame face!
* A HERO-GUIDED MASTURBATION SCENE COMPLETE WITH DIRTY INSTRUCTIONAL DIALOGUE!
* Pain-free virgin sex, guys. Pain! Free! Virgin! Sex!!!!! (Can ya tell a bitch is happy here?!)
* A Little Red Riding Hood big bad wolf hero-pun mid Hump Town that went from LOLtastic to d’awwwww-dorable!
Whose Line Is It Anyway:
Hero: If any of them so much as puts a pinkie on you without your express permission, I shall snap it off and stuff it down his throat.
Heroine, laughing: Saint John, protector of virtue and destroyer of pinkies across the kingdom.
*****
“Truth and promises can be manipulated into something as solid as air.”
*****
Heroine: You're brooding again.
Hero: I'm not brooding. This is simply my face.
Heroine: Be warned. The nastier you are, the more I want to needle you.
Got any bitching to do?
YES, GODDAMMIT, KRISTEN MADE ME CRY AND HOW DARE YOU, WOMAN!? Okay, I lied. About the bitching. A sad does happen [it ain’t really that sad, tbh] which made my eyes sweat, so this is me. Bitching about that.
Visually Depict Yo Book Feels:
Famous Last Words:
Dude. This book IS EVERYTHANG! Yes, it’s the last in a series, but fret not; you can read it out of order. Hell, I did, and look at me, I’m still alive! Parahistorical romances neeeeed to be more of a thing, and Kristen’s bomb ass, kick ass, glorious ass writing proves that. There’s so much emotastic OTP shiznit, so much cool world crap, and so much glorious wordage that goes down in this book that YE SHAN’T REGRET THIS READ!
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For a more in depth, LOL-fest discussion on romance novels , HERE BE MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL:
https://www.youtube.com/fangirlmusings