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Jack Reacher punches evil to death again. In the first person this time. Which actually changes nothing except the pronoun. Well, it might have spoilt it a bit because he already talks a lot so having him narrate was a bit much. Plus it's difficult to imagine him sitting down to type it. It should have been "as told to Lee Child". That said there's some fun to be had. Especially with the meticulous pedantry which is blind to the massive plot crater at the center of the tale.