A review by rdyourbookcase
Decelerate Blue by Adam Rapp

1.0

I honestly didn’t even get far enough into Decelerate Blue to know what age group would like it best. Apparently, whenever this story takes place, everyone ends their conversations with “Go.” Like people do with walkie talkies or radios. As in, “What’s your location? Over.” Or, “I’m headed to the station. See you soon. Over and out.”

But they’re talking to each other in person! Unless I missed something.

Tell me, would you find it annoying if every time you had a conversation with someone, it went like this:

“I’m tired. Go.”

“Why are you tired? Go.”

“Because I had a bad dream last night. Go.”

Well? (Go.)

Hah.

The whole story was dialogue (until I gave up.) I just couldn’t do it. I’m sure it had a major part of the storyline, and I probably missed out on a great book. But it just wasn’t for me.