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A review by jacqueline1989
All Bets Are On by Cynthia Cooke
1.0
(PAGES SURVIVED = 15%)
A Rage Reading in 14 Parts:
The heroine just called people who use online dating sites "desperate."
Ummmmm. Hey glitch, how about don’t be a judgmental ass?
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"I'm bored with tearing apart their companies, stealing their wives, and destroying their lives."
Is...Is this hero proto-Trump?
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Soooo. A non-heroine woman just got described as "cheap" by the hero.
Dear authors: Can y'all cut it out with casually insulting women? It's just gross. Stop that.
"Bonus points" for the fact that the old dude she was hanging onto didn't get the dismissive sneer. Oh no. It's obviously THE WOMAN who is worthy of scorn.
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"I can't make it to the ball, even if it's at the Trump Resort in Miami Beach."
You know whose name I DON'T want showing up in my romance novels?!?! I'LL GIVE YA 1 GUESS!
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"The poor woman gave definition to the word boring. No wonder she had to stoop to using a dating site."
AGAIN, AUTHOR, STOP SHITTING ON WOMEN WHO INTERNET DATE!
This is how humans meet other humans in the 21st century, you troglodyte.
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"He didn't date homely, needy girls."
YOU AIN'T EVEN MET THE WOMAN YET, YOU ASS FACE!
Dude's making fun of her without even knowing her...And he's supposed to be our hero??!?? BITCH HOW
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Grreeeeeaaaaaat.
Now his demonic dude-bros are ROTFL-ing over her small breasts & how horny/desperate she must be to meet King DicksAlot.
FUCK YOU ALL VERY MUCH
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"Oh come on, we're just having a little fun. You need to lighten up."
Funny. That's EXACTLY what white male privileged entitled dip-shits ALWAYS FUCKING SAY!
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"The poor woman really needed someone to help her dress and teach her about style."
UMMMMMM...
The "poor woman" is a grown ass fucking adult whose wardrobe is none of your goddamn business.
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"Why was she hiding her legs under that tent? Perhaps she was one of those cavewomen who didn't shave. He shuddered at the thought."
FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FUCKED UP VIEW OF GENDER EXPECTATIONS YOU ARCHAIC DICK-NOSE TURD GOBLIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Also double fucks for acting like HER body exists for YOUR male gazing sexual pleasure!!!!
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"Some dogs didn't have a problem with him; others tried to eat his face off."
Huh. Funny.
THIS bitch wants to cut your face off with a butter knife.
Reason Number 6485 I can relate to a dog.
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"She was right, he really was too much for her."
1) He means his hotness. [gags]
2) That's NOT what she means. At all.
3) Anybody got a forklift I can borrow so I can run this walking cum stain over while belting out Chicago's Cell Block Tango?
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"Are you seriously judging me based on my good looks?"
FUCKFACE, YOU LITERALLY JUST JUDGED !!!!HER!!!! ON HER "MOUSY," “HOMELY,” “NEEDY” LOOKS NOT 5 PAGES AGO
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"She was too tight. Perhaps that was what was wrong with her. Maybe a good fucking was just what she needed."
Indeed, indeed! And you should be the guy she fucks.
Anally.
With the blade dildo dick from the movie Seven.
A Rage Reading in 14 Parts:
The heroine just called people who use online dating sites "desperate."
Ummmmm. Hey glitch, how about don’t be a judgmental ass?
------------------------
"I'm bored with tearing apart their companies, stealing their wives, and destroying their lives."
Is...Is this hero proto-Trump?
------------------------
Soooo. A non-heroine woman just got described as "cheap" by the hero.
Dear authors: Can y'all cut it out with casually insulting women? It's just gross. Stop that.
"Bonus points" for the fact that the old dude she was hanging onto didn't get the dismissive sneer. Oh no. It's obviously THE WOMAN who is worthy of scorn.
------------------------
"I can't make it to the ball, even if it's at the Trump Resort in Miami Beach."
You know whose name I DON'T want showing up in my romance novels?!?! I'LL GIVE YA 1 GUESS!
------------------------
"The poor woman gave definition to the word boring. No wonder she had to stoop to using a dating site."
AGAIN, AUTHOR, STOP SHITTING ON WOMEN WHO INTERNET DATE!
This is how humans meet other humans in the 21st century, you troglodyte.
------------------------
"He didn't date homely, needy girls."
YOU AIN'T EVEN MET THE WOMAN YET, YOU ASS FACE!
Dude's making fun of her without even knowing her...And he's supposed to be our hero??!?? BITCH HOW
------------------------
Grreeeeeaaaaaat.
Now his demonic dude-bros are ROTFL-ing over her small breasts & how horny/desperate she must be to meet King DicksAlot.
FUCK YOU ALL VERY MUCH
------------------------
"Oh come on, we're just having a little fun. You need to lighten up."
Funny. That's EXACTLY what white male privileged entitled dip-shits ALWAYS FUCKING SAY!
------------------------
"The poor woman really needed someone to help her dress and teach her about style."
UMMMMMM...
The "poor woman" is a grown ass fucking adult whose wardrobe is none of your goddamn business.
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"Why was she hiding her legs under that tent? Perhaps she was one of those cavewomen who didn't shave. He shuddered at the thought."
FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FUCKED UP VIEW OF GENDER EXPECTATIONS YOU ARCHAIC DICK-NOSE TURD GOBLIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Also double fucks for acting like HER body exists for YOUR male gazing sexual pleasure!!!!
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"Some dogs didn't have a problem with him; others tried to eat his face off."
Huh. Funny.
THIS bitch wants to cut your face off with a butter knife.
Reason Number 6485 I can relate to a dog.
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"She was right, he really was too much for her."
1) He means his hotness. [gags]
2) That's NOT what she means. At all.
3) Anybody got a forklift I can borrow so I can run this walking cum stain over while belting out Chicago's Cell Block Tango?
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"Are you seriously judging me based on my good looks?"
FUCKFACE, YOU LITERALLY JUST JUDGED !!!!HER!!!! ON HER "MOUSY," “HOMELY,” “NEEDY” LOOKS NOT 5 PAGES AGO
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"She was too tight. Perhaps that was what was wrong with her. Maybe a good fucking was just what she needed."
Indeed, indeed! And you should be the guy she fucks.
Anally.
With the blade dildo dick from the movie Seven.