A review by angus_mckeogh
Clusterfuck by Carlton Mellick III

2.0

I should have known the 5-star run wasn’t likely to last longer than two books. But I was holding out hope. And the start to this book was actually pretty funny with a couple of great sequences: the frat idiot getting stuck in a narrowing crevice in the cave and the other frat moron trying to cross the ceiling of the cavern. Both were well written and created a great narrative and tension. Thereafter it turned into a novel reminiscent of the name of the book. The writing became stagnant and crude. The story became cornier, insipid, and just plain stupid. I struggled mightily to get through the last 40 pages it was just so dumb. I actually liked the equally moronic, Apeshit, more. But honestly your existence won’t suffer at all if you read neither.