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heysteeve 's review for:
A Dance with Dragons
by George R.R. Martin
Holy crap I thought this book would NEVER END. 1000 pages of NOTHING HAPPENING. If I had a dollar for every time I read “mummer’s farce” “nightsoil” “words are wind” and many more repetitive phrases, I’d be rich. God, it was a pain to read POVs of characters like Davos Seaworth who I couldn’t give less of a care about. I don’t care about Theon Greyjoy, he sucks and has no redeeming qualities, and I don’t enjoy reading about how afraid he is of Ramsay Snow. Actually the ironborn in general are probably my least favorite people to read about, they’re awful and primitive. There are so many interesting, compelling characters and yet sooo much time was spent on inconsequential nuisances. The last maybe 15% of the book things actually started happening, and then it was over. We (finally) got updates on Cersei, Daenerys, Arya, but what about Sam and Gilly? Sansa? Rickon? (I don’t care about him per se, but he’s a Stark so seems like we should get some sort of information)
Not to mention how archaic the descriptions of women are. It got really freaking old reading about how nice each woman’s tits are. Ugh, and the fighting pits…. What a miserable scene. I honestly don’t care if the last book ever comes out, this was trash
Not to mention how archaic the descriptions of women are. It got really freaking old reading about how nice each woman’s tits are. Ugh, and the fighting pits…. What a miserable scene. I honestly don’t care if the last book ever comes out, this was trash