A review by lanidon
My Roommate Is a Vampire by Jenna Levine

3.0

I love this awkward vampire simp

Very cute, very fun. Would've been a 4 star if it weren't for the spice. Cutesy books like this should be devoid of sex. The characters should be smooth like Ken Dolls. The way I cringed so hard at every spicy moment made me feel like an overbearing PTA mom. There's simply no way to reconcile the tone shift, it truly grossed me out in a way no other romance ever has. 

Also hard to come to terms with him slut shaming her, talking about how them making out in the bathroom will ruin her virtue, then revealing back in the day he had bisexual orgies. My needed to look up how to kiss, but yeah sure he was a lothario