4.0

"I rarely remember the names or faces of nonfictional people."

"I care about strangers when they're abstractions, but I feel almost nothing when they're literally in front of me. They seem like unnamed characters in a poorly written novel about myself, which was written poorly by me."

"It has always been my belief that people are remembered for the sum of their accomplishments but defined by their singular failure."

"Once, when asked to describe himself in one word, Gingrich said 'Cheerful,' which was the cognitive equivalent of 'Go fuck yourself for asking that question.'"

"The Constitution is awesome, but still overrated; it's like Pet Sounds. The wide-scale adoption of political correctness was silly, but not unreasonable. The freedom that was lost was mostly theoretical and rarely necessary."