A review by leafblade
The Subtle Knife by Philip Pullman

3.0

I reread this so many times the bottom reread count is fucking GLITCHED and just now I realized this is so fucking dull? It's such a short book but nothing happens in the middle 150 pages???? I can tell you maybe four things that happened (Will's Oxford, the knife, Lee Scoresby and John Parry) and the rest is just. A BLUR. There's nothing there. Am I having a stroke??? Is this what a stroke feels like?????