A review by eatinggrassandleaved
A Storm of Swords: Steel and Snow by George R.R. Martin

Holy cow wow this shit is so good
Notes to self:

• Who da fuq is tansy lord Hoster 
• Kinda feel bad 4 rob but bro don’t be a dumbaass horndog
• See Jorah Mormont what the fuck you creepy freakazoid ew don’t be nasty you dishonour daddy Mormont who just forgave you you nasty thing
• Jon get over the whole ‘I’m a bastard poor me’ thing. Stop yapping
• I feel like the reasoning for why Jaime loves Cersei isn’t developed enough for me like he’s obviously a dick but she is heinous levels of horrible wtf
• Idk who told on the stansa-willas thing but I bet it was so dontos  and if it was I will be so 😐 because that man has icky vibes
• I don’t know if I like/trust Melisandre like she birthed shadow baby but she seems to be a big anti-Others so that’s good
• Davos is so cool bro is a bro fr fr
• How our characters get almost so close to each other but don’t meet (brienne then Arya in the inn + bran and Jon near the lakeside makes me so sad)
• Also rip that old man by the lakeside
• Where belmy at