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A review by bookish_kristina
How My Jingleballs Saved Christmas: An Otherworldly Christmas by Rena Marks, Rena Marks
2.0
When I saw the cover and read the blurb for this, I assumed it would be terrible. It exceeded my expectations.
This was cringey af and very unfunny, the humour was of the bargain basement gratuitous variety and the romance was extremely cheesy.
Lemme just break down this plot for everyone (spoilers ahead, but for real, there’s nothing to spoil here)
A blue alien from a planet I forget the name of is sentenced to be some kind of chihuahua shifter on earth because he made fun of humans in front of an alien married to a human. His brother follows him to earth to protect him. The dog man ends up with a woman with a cat and doesn’t get along with the cat so has to go live with her friend. His brother finds him thusly and falls immediately into insta-love with the new owner. She carries his brother/dog around in her sports bra and does not know he’s actually a 7 ft alien shifted in dog form. His brother (the hero) convinces her that he has to move in to teach her how to take care of the alien dog. She buys this story with very few questions
This was cringey af and very unfunny, the humour was of the bargain basement gratuitous variety and the romance was extremely cheesy.
Lemme just break down this plot for everyone (spoilers ahead, but for real, there’s nothing to spoil here)
A blue alien from a planet I forget the name of is sentenced to be some kind of chihuahua shifter on earth because he made fun of humans in front of an alien married to a human. His brother follows him to earth to protect him. The dog man ends up with a woman with a cat and doesn’t get along with the cat so has to go live with her friend. His brother finds him thusly and falls immediately into insta-love with the new owner. She carries his brother/dog around in her sports bra and does not know he’s actually a 7 ft alien shifted in dog form. His brother (the hero) convinces her that he has to move in to teach her how to take care of the alien dog. She buys this story with very few questions