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A review by kurt
The Woods Are Dark by Richard Laymon
2.0
Umm... WTF did I just read here?!? Man, this guy needs his head examined.
Basic storyline of this rag:
Man: "Holy shit, we're being chased by a bunch of wacko crazy inbred rednecks and they want to eat us!"
Woman: "Let's hide in this shack... wanna have sex?!?"
Man: "OK sure"
While civilized man-turned Tarzan discovers his "manhood" with said wacko crazy inbred rednecks" whilst sprouting passages from William Shakespeare and singing along in the forest like he's f&*%ing Tom Bombadil!!!
The only reason why I gave it more than one star is because this would have been such an awesome story if he didn't ruin it with all the carnal lust and ridiculous B-porn crap. What a waste.
Turn away true readers, nothing to look at here.
Basic storyline of this rag:
Man: "Holy shit, we're being chased by a bunch of wacko crazy inbred rednecks and they want to eat us!"
Woman: "Let's hide in this shack... wanna have sex?!?"
Man: "OK sure"
While civilized man-turned Tarzan discovers his "manhood" with said wacko crazy inbred rednecks" whilst sprouting passages from William Shakespeare and singing along in the forest like he's f&*%ing Tom Bombadil!!!
The only reason why I gave it more than one star is because this would have been such an awesome story if he didn't ruin it with all the carnal lust and ridiculous B-porn crap. What a waste.
Turn away true readers, nothing to look at here.