A review by benlundns
Bite Me by Christopher Moore

2.0

I can only give the story two stars. Every character felt like a caricature of how the author felt they should act. The pre-teen girl felt like an exaggerated example of an obnoxious teenager, the stoners felt like stoners from every Pineapple Express-esqe movie ever. The gay best friend, and so on and so on. There were enjoyable parts to the book and some funny scenes, but the sheer unbelievability of the characters took me out of it every time. I'll stick to Dave Barry for my humour, I like ludicrious scenes, ridiculous premises, but I like my characters to act like real people. The people in this book did not feel like real people to me.