Scan barcode
A review by a_ravenn
Terms and Conditions by Lauren Asher
3.0
Declan is an asshole ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ also, i've seen a pattern in the epilogues xD if you've read it, you'll know what i'm talking about
Best Parts:
[1] Arial font <3 ~iykyk~
[2] Iris' mum and Nana <3
[3] Callahan (he's the best Kane brother, argue with the wall)
[4] their honeymoon <3 especially that leopard
[5] Rowan saying "It's nothing some good groveling can't fix," and probably having to explain the concept to Declan xD
Worst Parts:
[1] Seth FUCKING Kane (always makes it to the top 3 problems of this series as if his emotionally constipated sons weren't enough to fill the top 5)
[2] Declan verbally hurting Iris making her feel small when that's all she ever gets from the world and expects different from her husband (i reserved seats in hell after this- one for Declan, and one for me after i strangle him with his tie)
Favourite Quotes:
[1] Kissing her feels like I cheated my way into Heaven, and I plan on soaking up every second of it.
[2] "I miss you so damn much, I don't know what to do with myself. The house is too quiet and the bathroom is far too clean. Even pasta doesn't taste the same without you cooking it."
[3] "Ya'aburnee. As in you bury me. A rough translation for the way I want to leave this world before you because I can't imagine having to go through a single day without you in it."
[4] "I'll give you anything you want- anything at all- so long as you give me a change to make you as happy as you make me. A dog. A family. A home. I want it all. These are my terms and conditions, take it or elave it because I'm not open to negotiations."
Best Parts:
Spoiler
[1] Arial font <3 ~iykyk~
[2] Iris' mum and Nana <3
[3] Callahan (he's the best Kane brother, argue with the wall)
[4] their honeymoon <3 especially that leopard
[5] Rowan saying "It's nothing some good groveling can't fix," and probably having to explain the concept to Declan xD
Worst Parts:
Spoiler
[1] Seth FUCKING Kane (always makes it to the top 3 problems of this series as if his emotionally constipated sons weren't enough to fill the top 5)
[2] Declan verbally hurting Iris making her feel small when that's all she ever gets from the world and expects different from her husband (i reserved seats in hell after this- one for Declan, and one for me after i strangle him with his tie)
Favourite Quotes:
Spoiler
[1] Kissing her feels like I cheated my way into Heaven, and I plan on soaking up every second of it.
[2] "I miss you so damn much, I don't know what to do with myself. The house is too quiet and the bathroom is far too clean. Even pasta doesn't taste the same without you cooking it."
[3] "Ya'aburnee. As in you bury me. A rough translation for the way I want to leave this world before you because I can't imagine having to go through a single day without you in it."
[4] "I'll give you anything you want- anything at all- so long as you give me a change to make you as happy as you make me. A dog. A family. A home. I want it all. These are my terms and conditions, take it or elave it because I'm not open to negotiations."