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This is perhaps the worst book I have ever read...and I've read a lot of books. It was bad enough when the wife accidentally killed her ex-husband-dressed-as-Santa with a shovel, but when a man on a booty call stops to help the murderess bury him for no reason other than sex (which she grants him) and then all the dead people in town turn into zombies, I had to turn to the front cover to see which publisher I should send MY terrible manuscripts to--apparently, they'll publish just about anything. Wow. Bad. Really bad.