5.0

95%

* hilarious, fresh, bizarre and yet somehow simultaneously realistic. I've never read anything quite like it, and it was a wonderful ride. I laughed until my tummy hurt quite a few times!

"Last time I really got to know myself it turned out there was a whole gang of bitches in there to deal with. I felt like the receptionist at a rehab center

"oh, how the pillars of lust can crumble under the weight of stupidity"

"If you think anyone's sane you just don't know enough about them. The key is to find someone whose insanity dovetails your own."

"life is messy. people, generally, suck"